Barnobus Edmond Miller
“Dig me up, this is dull.”
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“Defended Azeroth to the end. Now,
You’re gonna carry that weight.”
“Here lays Marjory Hallowfury, Paladin of the Silverhand, Mother, and loyal follower of the Alliance.
-2 too 33 ADP
Marjory was born to a minor noble lord in the Kingdom of Alterac. As the first born daughter with no eligible sons, Marjory became the heir to the Hallowfury estate. When Aiden Perenolde betrayed the Alliance, rather than following him in treason, Marjory and her house stood alongside the Alliance. When the second war ended Marjory was rewarded for her loyalty with further estates once Alterac was absorbed into the Kingdom of Lordaeron. When the Scourge arrived in Lordaeron, she bravely fought against them alongside her fellow humans with the bravery of any good Lordaeron Paladin. She would be assigned to help escort refugees from Lordaeron to Stormwind where she remained. She joined the Argent Dawn to help fight the scourge, and fought many successful battles against the undead. She would fall at the hands of the Scourge during the first battle of Light hope chapel. May the light embrace you, Marjory.”
Written on a headstone outside of lights hope chapel. If exhumed the grave is found to be empty, with signs of necromatic magic being used at some point. Those familiar with death magic would recognize the taint of a death knight from within the grave.
“Let’s hope this one sticks.”
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A modest little marker in an out-of-the-way corner of the lichyard.
Valdrem Kell
Soldier, Friend, one of the Light’s born Sergeants.
Gone home, now.
Alternately, carved into a wooden marker somewhere out in the wild country:
“Bugger this for a game of soldiers, lads.”
"Volhellian Duskwhisper
Devoted husband, and eternal guardian of the Marlfox line. We miss you, ‘Uncle’.
May the moons shine always on your grave, may our howls guide you home."
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"Fanpan Zhi Lu Duskwhisper
Loving wife, friend to many. Born simple to live and die, finally as a hero.
Your story will be remembered by every life you touched."
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I’ll take mine from a very old meme.
“He went out of this world the way he came in. Screaming and covered in blood.”
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“光復香港，時代革命”
Pysan Fain
Is forever an illusion?
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Aran is pleased with himself. “Fixed!”
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"Here lies the body of Richard Velldune.
Died Year of Our King, 20.
Body recovered from Northrend in the Year of Our King, 36.
May he never rise again."
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“Could you move? You’re standing on my head.”
Here Lies Astaril
She left this world the same way she came into it:
Screaming, naked, and covered in goo.
“I’ll be back…In 9.0.”
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“I knew one of these days luck would run out.”
“I was fooled by death before, Hope this time it sticks.”
or
“Bloody finaly.”
~Michael.
Mechagnome.exe has stopped working
of course a thread about the dead would be necro’d…
Lol my DK is a Forsaken, so I can’t help but think his would be something punny. “Be Right Back”, “See You Soon”, etc etc. As to this fellow however, Olsev is a simple enough sort that I doubt he’d have but his name on it, unless his darker deeds came to light. Or if anything, something he stood for either way. Ie “Here Lies Olsev Alshar - True Son of Alterac”.