...Is it legal to train orc children in the way of the void?
And why am I in Orgrimmar? Help??
11/09/2018 12:01 PMPosted by LesheIn Orgrimar, and out of the corner of your eye, you see a group of Orc Children huddled up and shivering, they look dirty and hungry. They have an over turned helmet in front of them with a few copper pieces in it. The helmet is dented and has traces of dried blood and a hole in it. One the size roughly of an arrow shaft. One could assume the helmet may have a storied past to it. After pausing,they see you looking their way, and nudge the helmet slightly, the smallest looks to her brother and whimpers "I'm hungry Galtok, are we going to be able to eat tonight?" He pats his sister's head gently and replies weakly "I'm not sure Sheraya.. I'm not sure."
How do you proceed?
I tell them how high overlord trump stripped the poor of all care and colluded with the azshara and this is why they are homeless while trumps pockets are heavy with coin and his fat belly full with food, and why he is out on holiday while they are starving, and alone. And with that I’d offer to give em a coin if they sing ‘it’s a hard knock life’
11/09/2018 12:30 PMPosted by Sharana11/09/2018 12:20 PMPosted by GrumblesWell, I'd be on my horde toon so I'd take them back to his Garrison where they could live happily and my followers there would help raise them to be strong compassionate Orcs.
(puts out a little tray of cookies for all to enjoy)
Playing the torturous long game I see ...
The mag'har recruitment quest lets you know that the garrison has been abandoned, and the little green skinned orc kids probably wouldn't do well in Mag'har society. You've condemned them to a life of misery, unless Yrel and her Lightforged rescue them.
I commend your viciousness.
Well thanks to phasing - that timeline does not exist in my garrison (and probably never will). Just like Theramore was never destroyed on a number of my toons... thank to phasing and alternate timelines our collective past is now multiple choice.
Cookie?
Well, I mean, I give them 1k and that probably will allow them to buy food, water and shelter for at least a year. =P
Feed them and try to adopt them
i pull the orc's head i have in my duffle bag with the arrow sticking out of it and check to see that it matches. Lo it does! i thank the kids and take the now reunited helmet with the orc head to the graveyard and see if i can find the rest of this guy. my friend is a taxidermist you see.....
I would take them back to my garrison where I could home them and take care of them. They would be under the watchful eyes of my people and receiving plenty of attention and care. The plus side is they would give me something to look forward to upon returning from my adventures.
Wonder how i got in here, and how i did not die yet....
stealth outside and meet up with swift, and see if he can help start a pickpocket gang with the kids to help them become future rogues.
stealth outside and meet up with swift, and see if he can help start a pickpocket gang with the kids to help them become future rogues.
11/09/2018 12:01 PMPosted by LesheHow do you proceed?
Have my pet attack then kill the Horde scum laughing while I kick the helmet sending whatever was inside scattering.
Take them in and teach them the arts of Roguery. Once they're grown Let them make thier own way in the world and hope they make better choices than I did.
Don't orcs just eat rocks? I find a few and throw them at the orcs beaning them savagely in the head. It is a win/win.
Help the brother make his own spear so he can hunt for food
Aske them to pick out which ally they want eat. Then feed them the ally they chose.
Summon a Soulwell and let them partake of delicious fel
Open a void portal for them to take to the echo islands, and toss them a bag of coins for their troubles before continuing on my way. *hums the tune to camouflage as I resume my work*
11/09/2018 12:01 PMPosted by LesheOne could assume the helmet may have a storied past to it.
An artifact weapon?! But in helmet form?! Oh ho ho..I could sell this for a fortune!
Screw those kids unless they find a way to buy it back.
I would, mercifully of course, kill them because i hate orcs.
11/09/2018 12:01 PMPosted by LesheIn Orgrimar, and out of the corner of your eye, you see a group of Orc Children huddled up and shivering
I Death and Decay them.
"Its a start", I say.
11/09/2018 12:01 PMPosted by LesheIn Orgrimar, and out of the corner of your eye, you see a group of Orc Children huddled up and shivering, they look dirty and hungry. They have an over turned helmet in front of them with a few copper pieces in it. The helmet is dented and has traces of dried blood and a hole in it. One the size roughly of an arrow shaft. One could assume the helmet may have a storied past to it. After pausing,they see you looking their way, and nudge the helmet slightly, the smallest looks to her brother and whimpers "I'm hungry Galtok, are we going to be able to eat tonight?" He pats his sister's head gently and replies weakly "I'm not sure Sheraya.. I'm not sure."
How do you proceed?
I'm not crying, you're crying!!
11/09/2018 12:11 PMPosted by HnetuThe vindictive part of me remembers what orcs did to draenei children. Their screams, when they were cut down in cold blood.
But I'm not a monster. There's an orphanage in the city, they'll be found and taken care of.
After all, the alternative ends with corpses, before they grow up to be murderers. But, again, I won't stoop to the orc's level.
I'd like to remind the audience that there is only one orc alive who had a hand in that. And the Alliance holds him up as the pinnacle of righteousness among the Horde.