You wake up tomorrow in Azeroth

well, that’s boring - at least let me become my Draenei or worgen

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Isekai (Japanese: 異世界 transl. ‘different world’, ‘another world’, or ‘other world’) is a genre of Asian stories. It includes novels, light novels, films, manga, anime, and video games that revolve around a displaced person or people who are transported to and have to survive in another world such as a fantasy world, game

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I don’t think Azeroth has much demand for a C#/Angular/Typescript developer.

I’m screwed.

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What skills exactly? Keyboard warrior

Run !!! Because not everyone in the Alliance is friendly to Blood Elves.

Call upon the void lords.

The concept described.

You couldn’t afford it.

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See, that’s the scary part. Meriweather can fly and fight. She has a reputation, a lot of money, and a lot of equipment. She is young and fit and strong with magical abilities.

I…am a middle-aged woman who cannot summon any magical flying creatures or spells to help me escape the nightmare hellscape on the ground, and I would likely need to walk into Northshire, dodging wolves, bears, and murlocs, to beg charity from the abbey until I can get a job working in the library, in a kitchen somewhere serving at an inn, or teaching kids in a school somewhere.

It would not be cool.

If I woke up in Azeroth as Meriweather…there’s some potential for cool things. As me? It’s just a more chaotic version of my life on this planet.

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You might be sent to a Insane Asylum if you run around claiming to be an elf.

Uh how do you plan to contact them?

Yep that’s the purpose of the prompt. You don’t wake up as your godslayer avatar but as yourself.

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I would obviously be a history teacher, as that’s what my qualifications are, but I’d have to find someone to offer me charity or a bed & board in exchange for work situation until I could make some connections and find my way into a city that would use my actual skillset.

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You’d know more history then most in the world. Just try not to mentioned “the game devs” or “Retcons”

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ha ha ha! Good tip.

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Get fit and try to score a worgen gf.

You couldn’t afford it

Oh but that’s where you’re wrong :wink:

do you just carry gold on your person irl?

Die immediately, because a normal human body can’t really stand up to aggressive, 300-pound wolves or large green men that are hulking cubes of pure muscle.

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You’re telling me you don’t?

nope. I’d likely have my phone but assuming it works at all it wouldn’t last long and I wouldn’t have reception or internet. I could try bartering with it and claim it’s a magical tome.

Become a transmogrifier in the market district and retire at 30 to Ironforge.

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Why Ironforge? It’s a highly defensible location and unlikely to be the subject of villain shenanigans