Is teldrassil still on fire? I need to make a drop off.
Just me and my trogg buddies!
By the way, with the Alliance being huge and all, with so many people able to invade every place and do what not (and super powered Jaina and such):
Why have they never just taken it BACK?
âOh, troggs invaded your city. Oh well, I guess that place is doneâŚâ
Following the reunification of Gnomeregan and Mechagon, Gelbin was officially proclaimed king of the gnomes, the first monarch to rule all of gnomanity since King Mechagon four hundred years before.
Yeah, give it to the guy who lost the city to Troggs and then Leper GnomesâŚ
Hey, so my âracial cityâ is now Mechagon? Spiffy! Iâll trick the mechagnomes into cleaning my house, like roombas. 
Mekkatorque with the Spark Reactor in his chest
Whoah, he is Tony Stark now!
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/wowpedia/thumb/f/fb/Mekkatorque_is_Iron_Gnome.jpg/300px-Mekkatorque_is_Iron_Gnome.jpg?version=9dd9e2fcfa4f3942a98c45402a159cb1
Swear colorfully before finding the nearest tavern to get hammered at.
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Joins you at the bar.
Ya thats right; Iâm drinking with a HORDE âŚrabbitâŚfox?
Anyways, anything to get away from these kids!
BARKEEP! Another round!
Skäl!
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Take them to Dreamgrove and drop them off on the Dryads. Dress them up in furry costumes so Mylune will take care of them. My job is done, who better to take care of children than frolicking immortals who donât have any of their own?
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Execute Order 66.
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Silly childrenâŚOxygen is for kids. (and we have none on Telogrus Rift) Back to the ground and a planet with a breathable atmosphere with you just starts grabbing kids and throwing them through the Portal to Storm wind.
Ah yes waking up in the ruins of a city with all the orphans I adopted, which is zero, sounds pretty good to me.
So a normal day in my actual life.
Humans, Worgen, and Nightelves? Stormwind is getting seriously packed.
You have a point there⌠another thing to support my âRevive Gilneasâ idea!
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I can get down with that, I love the layout and design of the zone.
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Anyways, to answer the OPâs question, I would take them to Moonglade and make them the first human druid, then I would train them as my personal assistant, and when they are 13, I take them to Moonguard Goldshire, to show them the horrors of Azeroth⌠Iâm such a great mom, warning my kid about GoldshireâŚ
âŚWhat? Why is everbody judging me? A kidâs gotta grow up someday, and when they do, it is for their sake that I warn them BEFORE they get any funky ideas and go for a ânight outâ at the Goldshire inn with their friendsâŚ
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Awww, well first Iâd put some cloths on. I donât want to be a bad role model even if thatâs who I am. =p
Then keep them as far away from these horrible wars as I can while finding someone else to help me because I canât realistically take care of the entirety of the Allianceâs orphans!
I find the nearest orphanage and dump them off. I raised my kids and dont want to do that crap again. I then go live a life of happiness without the whining of little brats.
so no children cause I didnât do childrens week this year, I guess thatâs good since iâm pretty sure the racial city I got teleported to is unlivable now. . .or I guess Ununlivable for the undead.
I didnât do the whole kids week thing, so Iâd glide down to the dock and do an island expedition.
Feign death
Wonder what happened to the kids, before seeing them float away in the void