Pray that nobody finds out about all the Gnome jokes I’ve made.
BTW
This one’s for the D&D players. A human, an elf and a dragonborn walk into a bar.
The gnome and halfling walk underneath perfectly fine.
Yes I stole this one.
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Oh that’s awesome.
Dianamon is top tier for me.
Gabumon and Tailmon would be next.
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I would go back to sleep again. I will reach the jackpot some day.
Knowing that city guards in Azeroth shoot first and ask questions, well, never. I die.
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I catch the tram for Ironforge. Why? I’m an aerospace engineer. Ironforge has the only aviation industry that I’m aware of. And I know a thing or two they’d be very interested to see…
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I’d find a way to fake elf ears before leaving that room. I wake up as a human female in Org or Silvermoon, I’m in trouble.
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You wouldn’t need Albutrol and even if you did die, you’d come right back after you ran to your body.
At least that’s how I think it’d work. Azeroth’s rules and all.
See if my RP description saying I had a big dick makes it so
/cry
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Pray to God my soul to keep that Telogrus rift really does have oxygen…
Waking up on Echo Isles as an old guy? No problem. They sarcastically say something about my head regrowing and when I protect my crotch they laugh and give me a pass. As I head out to find my destiny I turn around and wave to them and am promptly eaten by one of the wild pigs. /sigh
You wake up and suddenly…
Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me – we
should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
[Lokir looks at the gagged man.]
Lokir: And what’s wrong with him?
Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
King.
Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if
they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?
Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.
Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
Lokir: Why do you care?
Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.
Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead.
[They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]
Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!
General Tullius: Good. Let’s get this over with.
Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.
Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do
with this.
This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod
is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny…when I
was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
[A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.]
Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?
Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub.
Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers.
Torolf: Inside the house. Now.
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I will likely be absolutely dead.
Orcs don’t take kindly to humans.
The trolls would hang my human self like a dredge in Nazmir and sacrifice me to the loa, all of which I would consent to, anything for the troll master race!
(Hypothetical): Inquire as to what Mechanization can do for my weak Earth-Human body, since Azeroth’s humans seem far more resilient. I would also inquire as to studying magic.
it would be a nightmare if i ended up there and wasn’t a druid/ could not respawn
Me SMASH puny humans, then me look for pretty elf lady. Then worship Warchief Thrall.
This one my favorite elf lady me find
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Oh… this would not go well for me at all…
Kill myself. That world is not appealing at all.
Awwwww, I’ll join you with joining up with Thrall, FOR THE HORDE!
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Surrender to the TB Guards (thankfully I think I’d have a good shot at not being immediately murdered there of all horde capitols). Offer to give up my Metaknowledge of the Alliance in exchange for the right to live amongst the Horde.
I’d then make my keep being a good will ambassador to keep tensions low between the factions because the second faction war starts I’m dead as hell.
(Alternatively I like the idea of retiring to silvermoon and finding out how true the human seduction technique works on non-windrunners)
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