Me too! Feels good to know I’m not the only one. 
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So irl. Ok, I’d switch to Holy and make a fortune healing people with terminal issues. I’d use my powers to protect myself from anyone who tried to imprison me to use me. I’d have a big house on a good bit of land that is well protected from unauthorized entry. I’d enjoy my time with my pets, my art, movies, gardening, and my games.
“I can only help you with a clean death.”
Avoid the government that will no doubt want to capture and study me to learn the source and extent of my holy powers.
I will have to become … the Shadow Paladin!
Well, I’d apparently no longer be overweight and have a chiseled jawline.
Time to start a crusade, ladies love crusades.
DEUS VULT
i am already a human male as well, i hope the light embrace makes me stronger and immune to arthritis.
I would have such a hard time getting used to being a male (new anatomy and all 
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Male Human Paladin, sure. But, important question: what’s my transmog look like?
I wake up and next thing I know I’m eating waffle fries out of a dog bowl.
You’re not even human! Or male!
B-b-b-b-b-but we all have a little MHP in us…
And some NPH if your lucky
its always human male paladins…
Be terribly confused cause I’m a woman in real life. But hey, holy powers. I’ll get used to the re-arrangement of certain anatomical features.
Join my brothers in culturally enriching elven women.