With sedation. Lots and lots of sedation. I don’t want to be burned by those laser eyes.
A permanent rest in Ny’alotha
Hugs and bed rest for Eveara!
A potion to get rid of your blind faith in Elune
They say that your eyes are windows to the soul. Where the fak is your soul?
Turns to the nurse and says “Take this one out back and burn it like their tree.”
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this is why u get even more hugs! (skip me)
A calming cup of chamomile tea and chocolates.
“Spanner! Sprocket wrench! Ultrahighvelocity torchematic arc spanner! About 500 bolts and lug nuts, don’t question me just bring them!” the sounds of tinkering amplify "ok good as new… what do you mean you never had mechanical parts? Why are you complaining about a size mismatch when you change forms? No, I will not reverse the operation, you will just haveto learn to deal with a human sized mechanical leg in all your druid forms… how was I supposed to know the passed out human they dropped off in my lab was Druid, the only Human druids i’ve seen are gigantic, and you looked normal… a Worgen! Why didn’t anyone say something sooner?
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I give her some nutts.
Nothing can get rid of my faith (not blind btw, her power courses through me and my people) in Elune.
With disdain.
Poor deluded Carissaria
Not knowing that Elune can abandon you at any second
Oh dear. We have our work cut out.
Don’t worry! Once we get this pair of telescoping kinetic vertical width adjusters installed where your knees are, you’ll be able to get things off the top of the fridge!
And that poor eye. I can’t imagine which doorknob you ran into.
Fear not! Even though I can’t install a synthetic optical emulator, we can get you some semblance of depth perception with my own invention!
Behold the Stabilized Torque Inference Calculating Kit! Or STICK for short! Don’t worry, it’s supposed to look like a stick taped to your head. That means it’s working.
Dice everything up, and dip in soy-sauce.
I’m not on the clock, I’m at the Sushi Bar and it’s happy hour.
I am definitely not deluded
Funny, Elune has always been with me, and I’m not even her priestess.
I’m not sure how that helps me heal too much ^.^
I give her some dirt and leaves and then let eh bark rub over her
That’s what a deluded person would say
Nope! That’s what someone trying to convince someone else that they are deluded when they really aren’t would say.
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I’ma just shield slam all these night elves that’ll fix them right up
Elune can abandon anyone, which makes you deluded
Seems like she only abandoned you. I’ll take my chances.