You must stop eating Gnomes!

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cautiously burrows back underground

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Something tells me you ate a mechognome once and didn’t regret it.

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I personally don’t eat gnomes as they are too low to eat. Fruit from branches is at my height tho.

I can sense you though, with the roots :smiley:

I wouldn’t doubt it

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You can have my fresh bucket of hot buttered gnome toes, cajun style, when you pry them from my cold, dead hooves.

/moo :cow:

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Funny, I was just putting the finishing touches on my Roast Tauren.

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I
 I’m an Endangered Species???










WOOOHOOO!!! I’M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!!!

runs over and slaps an orc You can’t touch this! I’m protected wildlife! sees the orc looming over her angrily and runs back to her flying machine and takes off quickly

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Death Knights don’t follow rules. We eat what we please and do what we please. But I do like the idea of a gnome farm
 Make sure there’s no space they can get through and don’t give them anything they can escape with. Notorious little escapists. Wouldn’t want an epidemic would we?

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You’re right, we’d better get to work on that fa-
I mean, “Wildlife Preserve” so that we may help the Gnomes regain their numbers, can’t risk them going extinct after all, they’re invaluable to the Horde economy.

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Tauren.

They’re much bigger and you get many more meals out of each one. If you’re Horde, finding one is also quite convenient. No need to raid Alliance cities to try to find an elusive gnome. Chances are there’s a tauren standing with 50 feet of you right now. Just break out the steak knife and chow down!

Sure the meat isn’t quite as plump and tasty as gnome, but that’s what BBQ sauce is for.

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Of course. We also need some cheese and bacon.

Grab Hogger!!

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