You marry the player above you

I like a big man that gives cuddles

Excellent.

:eyes: looks up to see who’s above me honestly i’m not even sure how this is gonna work, me am not that kind of elf…

I couldn’t tell it’s gender because of the helmet… :eye:

I like opening packages, so I married them anyways…

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He’s kind of sort of maybe possibly almost getting there not furious with me for the latest divorce. grins nervously

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Once again she noticed me, again… :kissing_heart:

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I hear you blood elves are pretty wealthy.

I found out on our honeymoon that sand really does get everywhere.

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Thankfully, I was fortunate enough to be able to accommodate her… frame size quite well

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He never looks at me during… :frowning:

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Ummm…this won’t last.

Can I cleanse you in holy fire my darling? I need you so badly… to die.

Come on dearly. Me, you, some demons, we could have a good time.

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Sorry, I was homeschooled by the Naaru. This doesn’t seem very holy at all to me. I’ll stick around to try to convert you though. Or secretly plot your demise in an anguishing halo of light that will cleanse your soul of that foul corruption.

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I don’t remember ever marrying her before, I figured I would try something new.

What could possibly go wrong?

Even if she tries to kill me, or resurrect me, I am pretty sure I will come back from the dead again.

…And promptly ask the judge for an annulment.

His vibrate setting. And the hugs, best around.

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We don’t have to ever wait on each other while we shop for shoes.

Also red heads…

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Methinks I’m gonna have a sudden religious awakening.

I know I’m a Pandaren, but I love the Light far more than I love brew, honey, I swear! Please don’t go all Yrel on me!

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For the money.