I like a big man that gives cuddles
Excellent.
looks up to see whoâs above me honestly iâm not even sure how this is gonna work, me am not that kind of elfâŚ
I couldnât tell itâs gender because of the helmetâŚ
I like opening packages, so I married them anywaysâŚ
Heâs kind of sort of maybe possibly almost getting there not furious with me for the latest divorce. grins nervously
Once again she noticed me, againâŚ
I hear you blood elves are pretty wealthy.
I found out on our honeymoon that sand really does get everywhere.
Thankfully, I was fortunate enough to be able to accommodate her⌠frame size quite well
He never looks at me duringâŚ
UmmmâŚthis wonât last.
Can I cleanse you in holy fire my darling? I need you so badly⌠to die.
Come on dearly. Me, you, some demons, we could have a good time.
Sorry, I was homeschooled by the Naaru. This doesnât seem very holy at all to me. Iâll stick around to try to convert you though. Or secretly plot your demise in an anguishing halo of light that will cleanse your soul of that foul corruption.
I donât remember ever marrying her before, I figured I would try something new.
What could possibly go wrong?
Even if she tries to kill me, or resurrect me, I am pretty sure I will come back from the dead again.
âŚAnd promptly ask the judge for an annulment.
His vibrate setting. And the hugs, best around.
We donât have to ever wait on each other while we shop for shoes.
Also red headsâŚ
Methinks Iâm gonna have a sudden religious awakening.
I know Iâm a Pandaren, but I love the Light far more than I love brew, honey, I swear! Please donât go all Yrel on me!
For the money.