You marry the player above you

Eryngium-wyrmrest-accord · June 27, 2019, 8:20pm

I like my men the way I like my Teddy Bear.
Big, huggable and fluffy furry. With no clothes.

Berusein-proudmoore · June 27, 2019, 8:23pm

By association because of Edjar

Decided to leave the triangle because I wanted them to have a happy ending…now where is Penumbrae Think we need to figure out where we stand for how many we married and divorced.

Penumbrae-sentinels · June 27, 2019, 9:28pm

Marrying Berusein because all my luggage is broken with all the packing and unpacking and um… great guy, finds the perfect harmony with the dust bunnies. Basically I either need a stable marriage or a UHaul. Mmm… UHaul Highmountain, a nice strong T… er… nope, nope, nope, must be a good priestess and wish for a nice big armoire, portal optional.

Daswings-moon-guard · June 27, 2019, 10:42pm

I needed a drink and I didn’t even have a copper to my name. A troll walked over to me and asked to buy me a drink. I cant remember how I married Penumbrae instead of that other troll.

Stéampunk-fizzcrank · June 27, 2019, 10:47pm

It was on that day when I accidentally plucked out her eye testing a new pair of goggles I designed when I realized how much I loved Daswings. While she sat on me and pummeled my face with her big furry claws, I saw the red glow of love, (some say it was anger but i know the truth) as the blood flowed from her empty socket onto my body I yelled, " I LOVE YOU!!!" and we been married since.

Gnomest-sargeras · June 27, 2019, 10:52pm

So first off. I want to say that you look wonderful in your new mog. The Heritage armor googles look so awesome on you. Secondly. You are a gnome of true passion. You know what it truly means to be a gnome. You are not afraid to get into newer gnome professions like hunting. And you also have an impeccable sense of style. What is not to love?

Jilyn-illidan · June 27, 2019, 10:52pm

I lost a bet and competition against the Gnomest man there.

Orlok-sentinels · June 27, 2019, 10:55pm

We had an honor duel. She somehow won and her demand to the loser was marriage. Somehow it’s working out…somehow.

Mute-silvermoon · June 28, 2019, 12:26am

For our first date he invited me to a romantic outdoor barbecue… in the middle of Thunder Bluff. The guards were far from amused but I was smitten instantly.

Zgong-hyjal · June 28, 2019, 12:31am

Didn’t feel the need to nag about my bad habits… or anything else…

Eonanus-dalaran · June 28, 2019, 12:38am

So petite and lanky? Our video would net over 7 trillion hits!

Stradale-stormrage · June 28, 2019, 1:01am

The ability to summon your own little army!! It really spices things up

Hawkéns-wyrmrest-accord · June 28, 2019, 1:04am

she had everything i need…

lights, big enough to cuddle with and has a BRIGHT Sense of humor.

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · June 28, 2019, 1:08am

It was the chili fries.

Eonanus-dalaran · June 28, 2019, 2:01am

Omg we will be the strongmen exhibit at dmf!

Dtfdt!

Casino-medivh · July 11, 2019, 9:42am

I have always wanted to marry an undead space goat.

Astrius-dalaran · July 11, 2019, 9:55am

He has an eye for the subtle things in life.

Penumbrae-sentinels · July 11, 2019, 4:42pm

A match made in Heaven, he hits people in the face with the light and I heal faces with the light. Plus, he’s awfully cute.

Berusein-proudmoore · July 11, 2019, 5:33pm

I think these 2 videos would describe why I keep falling for Penubrae. Considering even though we got devorced… several times mind you. We always some how get back together because she is…Simply Irresistible!

Anukz-korgath · July 19, 2019, 5:00am

Met Penumbrae in Goldshire, woke up next to Berusein with a matching ring on my finger. wth?