You know how Gatorade should be thicker?

Water does suck

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Well technically you can make jello out of Gatorade but I wouldn’t recommend it.

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That’s too thicky. :frowning:

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How about some lukewarm tap water?

no

Mucousy gatorade. :yum:

Gatorade, Bobby Buche!

Me, who’s seen thickened liquids and had to try thickened coffee in class, boy add some more thickener and get it up to pudding consistency and anyone will eat it. Just tell 'em it’s jello!

Mucousy is not a word that should be associated with anything edible.

Not me. I prefer my less than flavorful liquids to go down quickly with no glop.

Dont you mean thicc? XD

Look if you really want to chew Gatorade, go an buy their energy bars.

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yes

for the pandas

but thick for the gatorade, I want it slimy

I have Covid atm, and am drinking Gatoraid, and the thought of it being thick literally made me almost puke lol.

My gosh man, i already have thick fruid in my lungs.

Now imagine the relief you’re currently getting when you get a mouthful of lung butter after a good hack and you wash it down with some refreshing Gatorade. If Gatorade were thicker you’d get that same relief and refreshment from every sip. You wouldn’t even have to be sick!

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I’ve had it since last Friday. I just tried playing baseball with the kids. It’s like someone asking you to play baseball after summer decathlon for 40 and over

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No kidding, i feel you. Been down since Monday, spent 24 hours in the ER with zero effort from them to treat the Covid, not even an IV drip for dehydration, nothing for fever or anything.

Fever and sweating so bad right now, UGH!!

On top of thet my 2 sons have it now since yesterday, and my youngest has a really bad autoimmune disease since birth.

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Gatorade should have a consistency somewhere between applesauce and tapioca.

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One thing that helped when we had covid was smoothies.

But I mixed honey and crushed ginger into it. I used one of those little fruit smoothie maker things off amazon for 10 bucks. Blender would work too.

But yeah idk what it was about that but it helped out quite a bit. Frozen fruit, honey, ginger, add a little water (or milk if you prefer that) and blend.

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Thickness slider pls

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I had no respiratory problems, but the shakes and quakes as I call them. Akin to standing in freezing rain and yet it’s not cold. And the sensation my heart is racing

Would not recommend

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