Umbric … I want to do bad things with you 
thalyssra. as much as i’d want to date aysa, or tyrande, i don’t wanna break-up the pandas, and tyrande… is a bit crazy now. so i’d go on a date with the nightborne leader, since she seems like a nice gal. not quite as hoighty-toighty as her people, since she got humbled by going to us for help during legion, so… she’d probably be a good date.
now, where would we go? probably suramar city, she loves that place, so she’d probably enjoy telling me all about it. basically, the date would be a tour of the city, followed by semi-romantic arc-wine tasting, a nice gondola ride… and it would end with a nice, chaste kiss goodnight. 
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Oh yeah, Arthas and Kel’Thuzad definitely trusted each other in the end, and bonded as they worked together. Just like Arthas’ two royal body guards, Falric and Marwyn that we fight in the Halls of Reflection.
I’m just saying that Kel’Thuzad did not serve Arthas as his king until Arthas merged with Ner’Zhul. And that Kel’Thuzad’s master is the Lich King entity. Not Ner’Zhul, not Arthas, not Bolvar, but the combined entity.
Also, yes, Arthas’ Soul was in the Helm of Domination. During his festering where he finally merged, he killed both his innocent self, and the evil necromancer Ner’Zhul in his mind. But that only really locked them away, not got rid of them entirely. Arthas would not have kept Jaina’s locket if he was no longer there, and the threat of the Scourge rampaging without a master is proof that he was holding the Scourge back. That’s why “There must always be a Lich King”.
I feel like I remember chronicle ret conning that part of the Arthas novel, and Kelthuzaad wouldn’t really feel loyalty to Bolvars lich king entity because he doesn’t wish to scour life and create a paradise of darkness.
Eh, the ultimate goal of the Scourge in the Lich Kings eyes was to unite all of the living under one banner and take down the Burning Legion. With Bolvar working against the Legion during Legion, there is some ground for cooperation between him and Kel’Thuzad.
Basically, Ner’Zhul wanted revenge against the Legion for what they did to him and his world and his people.
That was Arthas grand plan as per the chronicle since he was the dominant personality, but we’ve gotten way off the dating topic so what other racial leader would you date?
Is “Lich” a race? Can I say Kel’Thuzad?
No I think that’s just a classification of undead, I will default to my jaina pick so I can just be another bad mark to her horrible live life. Boy do I feel bad for her.
Poor Jaina… First her boy friend slaughters his own people and sells his soul for power, next her father picks a fight with her friends and gets killed while she does nothing, then shes basically kicked out of her homeland and her own city gets bombed by the horde’s new management, then Dalaran happens and she leaves the Kirin Tor, then she gets locked up in prison, sold to pirates, and sent to an island to die alone after returning to her home.
I feel bad for her, I really do.
Which is why I want to add to that list of trauma.
Go kill her dragon toy and use him as a frost spec prop, then you can do whatever it is you want to do to make her life worse.
Great idea! takes shadowmourne to go murder kalec. “Hey Jaina I got you a present!”
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Make sure to leave the head intact and mount it on the wall of your new home. But how are you going to convince her to hook up with you? Or are you simply going to chains of ice her while she is petrified at what you just did?
I’m certain in dk mating rituals presenting the head of the current lover is sure to charm her to my Arthas aesthetics.
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Can I get a date with Bolvar? He looks so hot 
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Do DKs count as a faction? Hell I guess lol.
Damn DK gang taking over this thread
That’s because DKs know all about the romance.
I’m going on a date with Anduin. He’s hot.
Good choice on angel face