You guys remember that one time Malfurion got one shot?

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Yep, I remember him moaning like a little ninny on the ground as the blood drained out of him. Amazing that my Horde PC just stands by instead of shoving a dagger into his ribs. It would have been a mercy because he wouldn’t have had to deal with Saurfang’s crying existential crisis or put up with Tyranduh.

Remember Sylvanas used her banshee scream on Malphurion in the novella? It hit him so hard it literally flung him through like an entire forest. That was amazing.

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Remember when Malfurious complained about the undead using the dead in such a wicked and dishonourable way.

Before conjuring a wall made of the souls of dead elves to kill everyone passing through.

Or when night elves almost exterminated the troll empire.

Ah, good times, it’s nice being Alliance and knowing everything you do gets whitewashed since Blizz loves us.

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Awww… sadface.

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I don’t get it. Is the horde upset by the story or do they feel all strong and powerful? Are they losing left and right, or kicking alliance butt?

Someone please advise. I am getting mixed signals.

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He didn’t conjure them up. He asked for their aid. And when you desecrate sacred forests, wisps will most certainly fight back.

Wisps exist in tight connection with their forest homeland and night elves in general, performing such beneficial activities as construction, repair and defense of elven communities. While wisps are generally friendly in demeanor, they can cause small stings when making physical contact with those they don’t like. When truly angered, they can burn people to nothing but charred skeletons or merely ash in just a few moments.

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Don’t quote me on it, but I think it might be some kind of rule 32 reference? Way too many people do it for it to be anything but intentional.

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Remember that one time Vol’Jin died to a trash mob auto attack?

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Oh ok.

Next question: What the hell is rule 32? I am old, forgive me.

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Oh c’mon, at least say it was Mortal Strike. :frowning:

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Too soon.

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We have all died to a trash pack auto attack, so…

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This is true, but unlike Vol’Jin we were smart enough to run back to our bodies and Rez.

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Sorry, I meant rule 34. It usually involves some combination of Sylvanas, tumblr, and deviantart. And p*rn. And a gaggle of sweaty unwashed neckbeards.

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Wait. How do we have plot armor and Vol’jin doesn’t? Feels bad.

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It’s where I get more interesting backstory for my Waifu Widowmaker.

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Oh so basically something I don’t want to know about. Got ya. :slight_smile:

Makes sense though, I was just curious since if it is a misspelling it is kind of snickering amusing (because I am secretly a 12 year old boy huh huh huh you said …).

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Simple. Cardio.

Once you become Warchief you sit on a throne for so long you lose it.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/voJJQAHaLq21q/giphy.gif

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Rule 34 is also a unofficial internet rule that confirms there is a female version for literally any fan made Character.

For example: Female Arthas, Female Illidan, female Deathwing (Which Blizzard so kindly made come true).

Also the urban dictionary definition: “If it exists, there is poorn of it. If there isn’t, there will be.”

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Why was he in humanoid form pew pew’ing at her anyway? Why didn’t he cat up and go shred her up or get his bear on and swipe her tiny head off her neck? :thinking: