/moo me, /wine me, and /dine me. plz bb
Ow dat hurt bb
The OwO must be stopped.
/invites the unsuspecting Moose Tauren into a bathtub, a free bathing service free of charge, gives him free beers too and slowly raise the temperature of the bath water. He falls asleep while taking a bath and I add more ingredients and make a moose cow soup for the entire village.
/invite all my gnome friends to enjoy the soup
/begs Astreon to undo his changes. I read it, and it was great. Please make some soup out of me, bb.
dang…O.K. here we go…
/spit on all male human pala
It’s the only emote I use (and have macro to every ability)
/equip fruit hat
/Astreon becomes the leader of the alliance
/he builds a wall along the border of the silvermoon city, allowing none to escape, also makes the blood elves pay for the wall.
Truthfully if you were to see my character in lore with the backstory I have right now, you might initially think I am a demon. Our initial interaction would be that of cautious questioning.
/hug hug /hug to the coolest gnome ingame .
… I’m a little jealous
/strokes the majestic gnome’s crown. It’s so smooth… and shiny… and the beard! The beard!!! GNOMES ARE TOO CUTE!!!
/campfire What a girl has to eat and you are looking might juicy friend /throws bbq sauce on you
/defrosts Sariä with my campfire-warmed body. You DKs need to chill out, you know! Enjoy the warmth of a living being. Mooooooooooo. … … … Oops, we’re both saucy now.
/runs out of thread
/grabs the silly void elf by his little moustache. Surprisingly, it doesn’t rip off. You’re not going anywhere, pretty boy. Muhahahahahahahaha.
/rubs broad chest
/prepares to disengage should this turn out badly
/offers you a bible
/strokes your beard