One little tree joke and she tried to stab me. Thus she became another ex tossed off of divorce cliff.
He spent more time polishing his totem than being with me. 
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She needed on a staff and told me, âEverything is a hunter weapon.â
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I tried to respect his boundaryâs about gear as he just had a bad love affair with another hunter but when we went on our honeymoon and I saw his place I saw that he had been hording items that he couldnât even use.
He then he dared to call it a âhunterâ issue.
I have better standards then that so I just left. I made sure to take the gear on the way out. I will return it to their rightful owners, eventually.
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rats, you stole my answer, so Iâll have to say, âI found out he was playing both sidesâ
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Sheâs a terrible cook. The last batch of dumplings tasted like Sha.
And yet she doesnât know how to use Temporal Discombobulator!
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I awake from my night of drinking to discover I had married a gnome, a gnome! In shame I flung the gnome into the divorce volcano.
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So incensed over marrying a gnome, Gornur drunkenly came back into my life. It was a whirlwind of a weekend, ending with us punching that 5th and final spot on our divorce punch card. We figured what the hell, itâs free! Also, that hotel we stayed at was super nice, and free, since we had just gotten married. Again. 
After hearing Gornurâs description of that poor gnome I set off to his divorce volcano, gnomish army knife in hand. Poor guy. 
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He fell into the beer keg for the ninth time and I knew that at some point, you just have pull the plug instead of watching the comedy. So I rolled him off of divorce cliff.
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Heâs apparently just been married to everyone at this point and Iâve received several disturbing police reports about strange disappearances of his exes from anonymous sources.
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Judging from her name, she is a morning person.
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He had some weird angles that just didnât add up and I suspect there was nothing right with his hypotenuse. When I rejected his offer to join him in the Euclidean dream he kicked me off his plane. /sigh
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Always summoning her inner Pythagoras thinking every problem could be solved with triangles
There is do angle, or do do not angle, there is no triangle
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Admittedly, she had some parabolas that got my heart racing. If only Iâd worked harder at having a calculus of options, sheâd still be mine. /sigh
[ooc â your post had me laughing enough to make the cat leave the room.]
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Very good.
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Was in love with the fel too much.
He kept inviting the fire elementals to party with him. The fire elementals kept burning our house down.
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she kept using both the earth elementals and water elementals to make mud baths in the houseâŠ
Didnât even bother to clean up after tooâŠ
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He ate his mac and cheese by stuffing his face in the bowl, like his pets. After seeing this, I slowly walked away and had the goblins handle the divorce.
Refuses to accept the Naaru, canât even be a priest or pally! No really, tried putting pally tier 1 on him and it wonât even equip! And donât even get me started on zug zug.
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