Well, it was only a matter of time. Took the mansion back, changed the locks and hired a titan to install a world breaking security system. Enjoyed my bloodsucker lawyers for dinner afterwards.
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I already knew about her before we ever met. I knew she only wanted my Houseâs resources for herself. Her being a near heretic aside, sheâs not the only one with a cutthroat team of lawyers. Our divorce case will be caught up in litigation for centuries.
He liked me for my name. I showed him i was born without it.
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So while I was on the way to the clerks office and got a call from my lawyers and the conversation went something like this.
Lawyer:âSir, one of your ex-wifes has decided to claim one of your mansions.â
Me: âWhich one?â
Lawyer: âPalatina.â
Me: âNo no I mean which mansion.â
Lawyer: âThe one that she claims and I quote⌠let you have for a time⌠end quote.â
Me: âBut didnât I sell that one to her years ago? Doesnât really matter. Contact Madam Goya let her know that I want my Pandaran assets secured and my Alliance and Horde assets closely watched from now on. Make sure my 3 estates in Northrend ready for my review.â
Lawyer: âAnything else?â
Me: âGet my financial team to evaluate the herb and enchanting market to get ready for large purchases. When Nâzoth decides to rear its head again well I want to flood the market with supplies to raise investment rates. Also I want to rework Stormwind Industries contract,â
As you can guess the there are 2 types of the super rich. One that hordes gold like dragons and the other that doesnât keep gold on hand because they force the gold to work for them. Our ideologies of what it means to be rich just doesnât work between us.
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Talks WAYYY too much! Wont shut up.
Had to get rid of him.
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Valdrane would never look me in the eyes. Must have been a fear of oblivion. Tried to tell him I was able to control my eye beams, butâŚ
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WaitâŚwe divorced?
When? Why???
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i think it over i know u dont love me i want a divorced
Iâm not entirely sure what a Warc is but I am happy his is able. Unfortunately, he couldnât overcome his color blindness and resisted me laying clothes out for him. He was seriously fel sighted and kept putting his fork into his forehead. Decided he needed more assistance than I could provide him. Sent him packing with some sugar cube snacks that he could eat when he got into town. I know thatâs mean but the toaster told me to do it. /sigh
She made a toaster reference.
He hated toast.
I mean, WHO HATES TOAST?
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Couldnât keep me satisfied. Whatâcha going to do?
He was a gnome in a Draenei suit.
separate from the threadâŚ
Compliment you on the troll-mog⌠oh baby!
Rides a grom, i mean get a real motorbike?
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Between warriors the passion is amazing. The only problem is that we canât keep our tempers under control and feed off of each otherâs rage. We didnât listen to the warnings that we were in a relationship that was a danger to other people. That was until we wrecked a dining establishment. We knew it was time then.
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He wrecked MY dining establishmentâŚwith a female belf!!!
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Zaleos was trying to claim my dining establishment, which Orlok had destroyed. Expecting insurance out of both of their pockets.
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Just realized that with her focus on dining establishments itâs Palat(e)ina. It makes so much more sense now that I know sheâs the little taste bud. I guess she likes low calorie stuff and as a paladin sheâd be into light flavors.
(Pen looks at the fully loaded cheese cake sprinkled with fresh bacon bits with demonic bagels on the side that sheâs been working all morning. She sadly sighs while sticking the divorce papers in it and then runs out crying.) /sigh
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She forced me to do her paperwork. It was everywhere! It grew when I looked away! And every 3 sheets she bound together with at least 6 staples! And a mystery 7th phantom staple that usually turned out to be a photo copy of a staple.
I stole her stapler and she tried to set me on fire⌠it ended badly.
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