I CAN’T HELP BEING HUNGRY!
Besides I thought I was supposed to be your succubus sobs
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You were… Until you snacked on the one I use to gather Soul Shards! That one took forever to tame!
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Here we go again with the soul shards.
Soul shards, soul shards, soul shards. Were the soul fragments I gathered still not good enough?!?
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Tell that to a 40-man raid group begging for Healthstones! You weren’t there for that!
#ClassicMechanics
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Last time you tried to introduce me to your friends they tried to kill me…thats on them not me.
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Well, maybe if you had spend more time with me and less time “working late with your raid”.
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pinches nose Not my fault they hate your boss…
And you stay out of this!
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Enough of this, my warlord will contact your highlord.
@Karat let’s get outta here!
NETHERLORD. Don’t you dare lump me in with those light-drinkers.
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You were too short and I always had to reach the high shelves. I didn’t mind that, until she blew up the kitchen with her “perfectly fine and functioning lifting devices boots” on her feet.
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I told you not to push the red button!
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I had no choice!!!
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Yes you did! The choice was not to push the red button! I told you I wasn’t finished testing that feature!
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We didn’t see eye to eye!
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Of course not, I’m much taller than you are.
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She pushed the red button…
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Piss off divorce ruined me
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Two words: Hunter barrage
It was like snuggling with an ice cube.
She only wanted it ‘Gnomish Style.’