Tried to lock me in the basement at Goldshire, while screaming about how he was tired of having to choose between the town and his spouse. I went all out, summoned my elementals, used bloodlust, and fought my way out of the Moonguard madness to freedom.
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He didnât remember me from when we used to be in love. Weâd been divorced/married about 8 times, and he just FORGOT. What a jerk, amirite?
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She was really energetic and was a natural leader but kept wanting me to fight Romans. What the heck are Romans? Some kind of nomad? I woke up one night and she was covered in blue paint and screaming something that I doubt an old one could pronounce and then ran off. On the bed I saw what I hoped was a farewell note. It was her bar tab. /sigh
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Hussy. She was selling heals to raid members and forgot to heal me.
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Kept thinking heals were free
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All she ever wanted me for was grooming⌠I got sick of grooming.
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Anima was starting to get low in Ardenweald, so I sacrificed the spirit healer just before possessing Bretherezenâs favorite tank andâŚWell, short story shorter, more anima for Ardenweald. And the Maw.
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She made fun of my hat.
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She had a silly hat.
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She disliked my Ardenwealdian lotus patch for not growing Carrots of any Karat. I donât do gold food anymore.
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she claimed she wasnât a gold digger but her golden blood elf tower says otherwise.
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He claimed his mud hut made of Tauren doo doo was a palace and that the rotting corpses he hung out with were cool dudesâŚ
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To much snu snu and not enough beard. Though the drinkân wasnât bad but my beard can only handle so much snu snu in one day and I need me aleâŚhic!
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Not quite âMagniâ.
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Wouldnât let me try on the golden dress because âit wasnât plate, you canât wear it! And youâre too smolâ >:(
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The little dear fellâŚshort on a few things in the relationship. Lights a cigar Sadly not everyone can stand tall enough for some things. Hope that doesnât stop her though in life. Some day Iâll find my cara mia.
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He refused to pick up after himself. I mean literally pick up the parts that kept falling off and he got mad when my turtle used his left arm as a chew toy.
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I made turtle soup, whoops!!!
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13 years ago he won my heart with a very romantic Seal of Blood. It has been 11 very very boring years since.
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Tried to sacrifice me to Hakkar. One trip to divorce cliff later, I went off to chill with Bwonsamdi because why not.
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