You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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741

Boo, the original one was better. lmao

Skip me. Reply to Malfonce.

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742

LOL
I agree, but trying to be forum discreet. :sunglasses:

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743

She claimed I was too short for her


745

Did not enjoy all the ramming so it’s Abend over.

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746

They started looking at Zandalari paladins more often than me.

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747

She went DEUS VULT! on all my demons
 Even poor Jhaztaz


749

She kept trying to wear my clothes.

750

(Not gonna lie, I have /yell Deus vult! macro’d to crusade, lol)
dont divorce me, divorce the player above me

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751

I could have sworn he was female. Male Blood Elves? Who knew???

752

You kept stealing my clothes. Grr

753

She tore my clothes trying to try them on


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754

She found out it was really me trying her clothes on.

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755

He wouldn’t let me try on his clothes.

758

He was too physically different than me, it just couldn’t work out.

763

I summoned my Felguard one time to help her with a tough enemy, and she immediately “smited” it.

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764

I summoned my Felguard at the same time she summoned hers and the two Felguards went off and got married.

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765

She didn’t like that I switched to Destruction spec after that


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766

Got tired of this warlock trying to slip fel into my drinks.

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767

Always wore those goggles, no matter where we were. I finally got them off of him, and it turns out they were X-ray goggles. No wonder he kept staring at every woman that walked by! The only thing I didn’t understand was the ‘Gnome’ setting on the side of the goggles.

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768

I tried as hard as I could, but her punches were always harder. She’d also always wait by the door just to kick me in the face as I entered. Monks, I tell you! Monks!

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