Its a belf…enough said 
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Stinky laughs behind her back about it. giggles
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a sand rat i divorce before it could say UOU
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A mysterious sand dune appeared next to the compound. I thought it was Ze goblins building a sand trap. They are gaga over golf. But no, it was the Vulpera invasion.
How we ended up married is best left for that goblin trash TV show Gerry Springer. The divorce was messy, mostly because she kept avoiding all the rat traps. And lets be real, even on a good day, ogres are not nimble.
So eventually, I just bribed Hawkin’s with home made chili to bring his cat’s over…
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I caught her trying to shove Kurama head in Stinky’s poop. Her reasons didn’t matter for I knew it would be only lies against my adorable little murder fox.
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Wouldn’t let me make a moat filled with blight around the house to defend against enemies, something about it not being healthy for the environment/ Nature ugh…
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I…have no idea how this happened. I left the divorce papers on his table and went home and took many, many showers.
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Took too many showers
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Turns out fleas don’t care if you’re dead, they still bite.
Also, I simply couldn’t bring myself to play fetch that often.
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you should shower more 
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He showered too much… Yes it was very fluffy and light… Extremely soft…
wait what was I talking about?
Oh right… Shower bill was too high and the smell of wet dog was strong…
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He refused to shave and played with his pets too often. Plus, he tried to tame me.
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Didn’t like playing with cute animals, plus those horns made cuddling awkward.
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Kept trying to force her religion on me.
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Although we’ve always danced together well, you never eat what I cook. You are skinny, and I don’t think you embrace life quite the same. Also, our spirituality is so different that I really don’t think this is viable anymore. Goodbye.
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We had a blast, a lot of parties and food and wine. Your fur was soft. But like all things, it had to end. I had to move on with my life, make something of myself, and you just wanted to party. I just got a job as a healer and couldn’t sleep well cause of all the noise the party was making.
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He traded his last fur baby for me then me for another fur baby.
For some reason his fur fetish just isn’t ever sedated.
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Bit of a late reply, but yes. You’re right. 
Guess i should have specified that i don’t do Goblin green.
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Was just always agreeing with me.
Ugh some how I wound up with this rock eating peanut butter toe sucking secret shrine maker… and you know what he hasn’t changed but has become so much more deviant and kinky.
found him in a secret room with all this clothing he has pilfered from his exes… Just a huge NOPE from me left the papers on the table and tossed my self out of marriage.
Best not to tell anyone what I saw it could lead to long term mental damage.
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