You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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He would not stop trying to rivet things to my Voidwalker!

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7209

She kept getting drunk and naked while running backwards around my old grandfather clock screaming “We’re going to save Arthas!”

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7210

They didn’t like getting drunk of naked, and didn’t want to help me save Arthas!

(BTW: Blizzard stole my clothes, my mog isn’t showing, so this naked part fits.)
:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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7211

Caught her being a full-fledged nudest always running around the Ebon hold trying to get every dead guy to chase her. As she came by again I slapped a goblin transporter device on her and fire it up. With the chance of fail rate, it did just that and dropped her in Stormwind Cathedral.

Never felt so happy in my life.

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7212

She went grave robbing and wanted to harvest my mounts and pets for parts. I responded by beheading her and then burying her head in Sixenn’s yard for giggles, while her body was thrown into the sea.

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7213

He was always going on about oiling the hinges… “If I can manage it every day, I don’t know why doors get to stay sober!” I think I drove him to drink. It was brass polish, mostly.

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7214

As much as I loved them I had get a divorce because everyone was laughing at me for marrying a staff.

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7215

I caught him doing things to my bow while confessing his undying love to it. I couldn’t launch him out of the divorcapult fast enough.

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7216

:notes: We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We’ve been talkin’ ‘bout Stormwind, ever since the fire went out
I’m goin’ to Stormwind, I’m gonna mess around,
Yeah, I’m goin’ to Stormwind,
Look out Stormwind town :notes:

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7217

I want a divorce! I don’t find you attractive anymore <3

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7218

Shallow, even compared to me. That, and she didn’t seem to know where any of my "parts’ are. So I doubt she’s a biologist…

So I traded her for some magic beans.

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7219

“Magic beans”

'Nuff said!

Don’t be hatin’ on the squirrels Gornur. I named em all Foamy!

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7220

The army of undead squirrels was too much.

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7221

He refused to worship my squirrelly lord and master.

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7222

Her “Squirrely” lord and master had only one eye. and no eye patch. I can’t waste my time worshipping that.

So I blinded her with magic beans, and took her stuff before the giant showed up.

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7223

Wouldn’t stomp on me, what a waste of hooves.

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7224

Really? I suppose you want peanut butter between my toes too?? These foot/hoof fetish dwarves are the worst.

So I put a few magic beans in his back pocket, Stomp incoming…

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7225

I tried to tell her that the lima beans the shady goblin sold her weren’t magical. She didn’t take it well.

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7226

That comb over.

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7227

He was a great elf mostly but his comb over fetish was too much, I refused to go bald just to keep him happy, it’s not what Paladins do.

He kept showing me this picture of his ideal partner…and I couldn’t anymore.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6d/cc/dd/6dccdd1232e77c62128cd87f22a6670f.jpg

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