Ugh dark Iron dwarf how about sulfur smelling gas machine instead. the whole house smelled so bad Couldn’t even make dinner before he would start ranting about his ex and his game addiction. Worse was he would wake me up at all hours to eat for NO reason and be muttering are you done gaming?
loaded a Gnome teleportation device on him and sent him far away.
She was always wanting me to listen to her read her poetry. There are only so many broken mirrors, silver blades and drivel about walking in the rain so no one sees your tears that one can take. I climbed out the window one evening while she was in the ladies and ran away.
Always insisted she was a tree, I thought she would… “grow” out of it, but every single time I gave her a bath she would run outside and put leaves back in her hair saying she felt “bald”, I had enough and sprayed her with pesticide, she didn’t like that, I now live underground, the IRONy.
Look ah know ah said ya could hold up in me basement for a wee bit… but ya ain’t paid me rent in weeks. Either pay up or bugger off. Ah’d threaten your burn ya tah cinders but ye’r a wee bit too firproof. An how many times do ah got tah tell ya ah ain’t gonna marry you. Even still ah’ll divorce ya all tah same if et means ah be gettin me rent money fer once.
Because of da language barrier, mon!
she wore her sunglasses all the time… i mean ALL.THE.TIME. even in the shower, and the hot tub, and while watching tv. I finally took them off one night when she was sleeping and discovered why. I wont tell anyone. i just left. i will just say Cthuluesque
Has ugly hair.
Got tired on me pulling the nose ring to lead him around the town.
Then threatened to stampede me!!
I know when I am not wanted, I am out!
She kept asking whether I liked her new gender switch, and I said she looked the same.
After watching her scratch up my table trying to pick-up a fork and face palming hard enough to leave an imprint I tried to speak in my most measured voice. “Lee, honey, you have two good eyes, you don’t have to RP here.”
She growled while lifting up the patch, “I’m trying to get into the character.”
“What character? You’re a wolf who becomes a cat.”
“That gives me lots of conflict and bathos.”
“That makes you a bad fanfic.”
She snarled, gathered up her papers, pen and stormed out. deep sigh , I’m really going to miss her. starts trying to polish out the scratches Mostly. /sigh
Insulted my fan fic. I worked hard on that stuff, ya know!
Started “grooming” herself while company was present.
Everything overdone.
Undead death knight
Belts and suspenders
you get the idea
Caught me eating her sister
did not understand thats how we forsaken survive
I thought he was Arakkoan. Imagine my surprise.
Then my sister tried to eat him…
A Draenei paladin. I thought she would be a paragon of the light, honest and honorable as the day is long.
Boy was I wrong! I escaped the marriage with nothing but the clothes on my back and the leaves in my hair.
Misunderstood my comments about how delicious she was. I would never eat my spouse, even if she is delicious.
Wouldn’t submit to my vorarephilia
I am OVER you, all i EVER wanted was YOU to type with random caplocks with a BROKEN keyword…
I am SORRY this isn’t working.
I will divorce you now.
His weiner wasn’t big at all.