I didn’t mind marrying Qamaits she’s upty upty high tech type of person I think she just was to into syfy she kept saying “Beam me up scotty” everytime I use a portal. it got too much for me when she started have nightmares I just couldn’t get any rest as she jumped up screaming ,“I got you covered”
His goatee was just atrocious. I’ve had so many fuzzy nightmares that I had to shave our pet clefthoof every day just to feel normal…poor Spud.
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we were just making to many sacrifices for each other, till we both had nothing left.
It was for the best we both split ways.
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Your broke self with your TBC weapons. Can’t buy a girl anything, go get a job we are done.
She pulled my tail.
I got mad and tried to stab her
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She inexplicably got mad every time I’d sing “Foxy Lady” whenever she walked into the room.
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You’d always come home drunk crying about “WOONS” and telling yourself “You don’t belong tae him!”
You gotta get that under control, pal.
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He kept leaving his stuff laying all around the house. Armor, clothes, weapons, limbs, organs…
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They had hooves and horns, I had hooves and horns! Beyond that, though, we got along really well and I was very sad the day came when they were no longer at my side… Why did they leave… where did they go? I must consult my vintage Dalaran wine for answers!
She claimed that she didn’t have a drinking problem and just enjoyed a glass of wine now and then.
Well ‘now and then’ turned out to be ‘night and day’. She was soused most of the time. Half the time she thought she was still married to that tauren.
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Looking for Penumbrae again
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She refused to toss the rocks, dump out the water and embraceable The Light.
Come again? No idea what she’s talking about. Never had any idea what she was talking about. But I think I found someone for Gornur
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Complained my inclusion of Non-euclidian geometry in our new summer home honey moon suite made the place look like a M C Escher impossible stairs painting or the Winchester mansion… I cannot help it if the stairs to the Attic took you to the basement!
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He tried to pass off his lack of architectural skill as some sort of non-Euclidean nonsense. No, Hernex, those stairs you built ended at a solid wall because you drew up the plans in Crayon. When he started to add random wings because the voices thought it would be cool I borrowed Sixenn’s gob squad and made a hasty exit.
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I told her I could shift into a cat for her and she said something or another about being a “lone wolf”.
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He was a cool cat I’ll give him that but the constant Zandalari this and Zandalari that drove me crazy. Er… crazier. He got rather upset when I asked him the last time they actually won a war and started flailing about. I left when he got his antlers, shoulders and tusks tangled up and was now a large, cussing tumbleweed. I wonder if the others are with Elae at the tavern? /sigh
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Since my account gets more likes from her than anyone else I kept chasing her around asking “still, like me? Still like me now?”
When I woke from the hospital the lawyer served me the papers.
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She was WAY too needy, constantly asking 'Do you like me now? How ‘bout now? Now?’
Also, she looked kind of …old? Primitive? She kept saying ‘I’m a classic and classic is better.’ But sometimes old is just old.
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Of all the things I’ve lost in life I miss my mind the most…But she kept asking me “what have I sacrificed” I wish I could remember…I finally snapped and attempted to sacrifice her. I’m sorry hun.
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