Needed a microscope to see… so deprived.
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She had a weird fixation for metallurgy and micro structures which was a nice change from the hair care meme. Things were great until she came out in her full armor and feel face first due to the over… um… top heavy… and well I couldn’t stop laughing. It got worse when she tried to push herself up and failed. She teleported while face down. The toaster is very sad and misses her. /sigh
The toaster misses me! He is not yours! Quit using voodoo and Fel tarts to lure him away, you heathen!
Also she cheated for like the 989th time with a reverse weeble mage. Enough already.
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Toaster fixation.
Also VERY disrespecting of us ‘heathens’.
This ship sailed with the tide!
Skäl
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The toaster missed a “fire” mage. No need to be jealous as it still calls you “mommy” when tucked in at night with the cutest smile while it sweetly dreams of the world toasting in its slots with the dark dial turned to 11.
Mmmm… I wonder if Freud would break into cold sweats reading that paragraph. LOL.
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I was quite confused about the toaster obsession, but they didn’t try to use me in a voodoo ritual this time! Sadly we had to part ways as their troll friends kept trying to kidnap and eat me!
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And that killed the marriage. Because I didn’t try to use the voodoo on her. So, much as she said she didn’t like it, well, she really, really, did.
That and she rolled on my neatly folded towel’s, getting them all furry. Ewww.
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She never let me dry my beard with her towels, and anyone who doesn’t respect the beard is no one I want to be with
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I respected his beards alllll night long, as well into the morning.
Perhaps the braiding, petting and purring was too much for him. You and Mr. Fluffiguard [we named his beard] will be missed, and I will never forget our time together!
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She was obsessed with beards. She was upset that didn’t have one. She did name my hair and that was too weird for me. I had to leave and escape the hair naming rituals. I did however liked her purring and braiding techniques.
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Kept trying to stab me for some reason every half a hour, something about easing the burden…
… And would never remove her armor, i couldn’t keep replacing my rugs.
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But i was a sucker for that eyepatch
She was always complaining that “she always had to come up with everything” and that I “never want to try anything new”. I make one little suggestion to spice things up and all of the sudden its “no you can’t stab me” and “what’s wrong with you” and “this is why my mother didn’t want us to get married”.
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They were super fun and willing to try all sorts of new things, in and out of the bedroom. Sadly my ice cream shop failed and I decided to let them go to pursue someone with better finances while I recovered.
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Mizuhame sought to reincorporate a financial plan that would put her out of debt. Then she met me…
And now, she’ll be spending another 99 eons trying to figure out where she went wrong (wicked grin)
We gave it another try. Lawyer’s were told to stand down. We had a nice few weeks.
Then, one evening, I found her chasing Toasty through the halls of our home, screaming, wielding a hammer. Seem’s she was a little upset with his new hobby, incinerating her paper currency. He’s just so adorable!
At the direction of Ze lawyer’s, Toasty and I have had her removed from the premises. I think Toasty kept some cash, for entertainment purposes.
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Would not stop talking to this broken toaster she carried around with her. As if that wasn’t bad enough I found her in the bathroom one day burning large piles of blank paper calling it money and cackling. When I gently suggested she seek help she called a goblin friend of hers to try and stab me in the knee.
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I really liked her but I kept calling out the wrong name because I couldn’t pronounce her’s so she left me.
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They kept using the ears as handlebars.
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Our tree accidentally was set aflame, she got flashbacks, and tried to stab me.
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