Very small but not freaky enough for me
2 Likes
Do I really have to? Ugh she had something special that I didnât like receiving
I remember him as being one of those scarlet monastery guys I killed back in the day.
1 Like
I divorced that big, smouldering hunk of an orc so I could marry him again.
I couldnât get over her bragging about how many Paladins she killedâŚ
1 Like
Sorry im no longer into your level 111 lookin a**
ps dont take that offensively
Youâre a risen orc corpse. Us blood elves are too elegant to be with the likes of you.
He kept asking me âWhat have you given?â
4 Likes
The âlightâ infusing her was like burning searing pain to my necrotic flesh during fun time.
1 Like
@Lorsaire that Orc taint smelled bad enough before you were raised as a mindless minion of the Scourge. Yes I know youâve been âliberatedâ but apparently Mograine didnât install a replacement hygiene package. Also your geist always wanting to sleep with us at the foot of the bed is just freaking creepy.
1 Like
It wasnât big enough.
1 Like
If you mean my bank account than Iâm afraid not even Gallywix could please you. Thank goodness for prenuptial agreements!
1 Like
turns out he was into guys
2 Likes
im not into furries
Not rich enough.
He was a broke boi
She kept telling me to embrace her âvoid.â Turns out she had tentacles down there.
1 Like
Smelled like death down there
She wouldnât give me da voodoo. She kept saying to come and get it, but she was a total tease.
Ever seen what happens when matter and antimatter collide? Yeah, that kept happening⌠Got sick of having to bubble just to protect myself.