Didn’t like the fact that I wanted to take a trip to the burnt remains of Teldrassil and collect all the charred corpses of her people so I could reanimate them .
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Was embarrassing and yet weirdly hilarious watching him try to animate charcoal and then having a absolute tantrum when they exploded upon trying to move. He gated out saying something about suffering badly.
With the ex off sulking, I walked around under the hopes that maybe I could help; after all, these are my great-great-great-great-great grandchildren. /sigh
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Got drunk again, wound up with this troll woman who tricked me into thinking she was an elf AGAIN. You can take the kids, there to ugly for the Alliance
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She become a beast in the bedroom… Literally!! 
Isn’t that a good thing? 
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That’s how i died… You ate me! 
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What can I say? You were egging me on.
I couldn’t get over her breath… it was like she ate something that had already died and rotted.
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They were quie funny, had good tastes and even liked the same steamy romance novels I did. Sadly though, they didn’t seem to like me sleeping in cat form and waking them up by purring loudly and sitting on their chest! I thought it was quite funny and affectionate!
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She calls this funny and cute. Schiester, Schiester, and Flakvizer call it reckless endangerment. Imagine a 250 pound cat sitting on your chest!
Seems’ heavy, you say? Well she’s been hitting my strawberry ice cream stash pretty hard…
I’ll be adding those steamy romance novels to my collection, thank you.
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All she did was lay in bed eating strawberry ice cream and reading steamy romance novels while I was out questing and making gold to support us. She cute, but she’s not that cute.
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The Forbidden romance of DK and Pally was fun at first, but she refused to accept the fact that I like to eat all races (who would other wise consume gnomes, my way of balancing the scales.)
I put one slab of perfectly seasoned Blood elf steak in front of her and she noped out. I mean I made sure it wasn’t anyone she knew…what more could she ask for?
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She really flipped out when I kept rezzing her food which was, in retrospect, very funny to hear a miffed gnome voice in reverb.
On the sad side, the toaster is really taking her leaving hard. It’s burning all the toast and ejecting it so hard it’s punching holes in the ceiling. Worse, it isn’t even plugged in. I found some gnomish looking parts int the junk yard and put them next to the toaster. The sounds I’m hearing from the kitchen are creeping me out and I really don’t want to know what’s going on in there. I’m now living in the tavern with the usual gang until I have the mats for an exorcism. /sigh
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Fundamental problem here with us is culture. My culture use crystals for engineering, architecture, art, and so on. Her’s? They all walk around telling each other too avoid the one thing they all can agree on. Voodoo.
This is why she thinks the toaster is “Possessed”. It’s likely just home now to one of my lil" crystal spider’s. I left in a hurry, under advice of council, and lost a few in the move.
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no, divorce is an abomination
Look who’s talking?
We had to separate after my cat ate her canary.
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Poor Toasty!
I tried to “improve” the cat, It did not go as well as Toasty did.
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Always taking credit for things she didn’t do. Her tinker’s never worked. One of her “marital aid’s” nearly killed me…
The toaster was alive because of Because of Schalenblende, my missing crystal spider. Who has since been returned. Along with the toaster.
Also she “toasted” my replacement canary. How do I contact D.E.H.T.A.?
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She wouldn’t stop talking about all of her exes
Like come on, we are trying to watch a movie!
I don’t know how a corgi destroyed that couch!
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