Will you come back to me if I shave my body ?
I wanted it to work, but apparently we had a hard time communicating between factions. I spoke Common, while he spoke Orcish. All I ever hear is âREGA MAKA ZUG-ZUG KEKâ and âLOKâTAR OGAR KEK.â
I got tired of using the Azerothian Translate app just to talk to him.
For some reason he kept trying to give me lots of blankets whenever I would laugh at his jokes. It became quite annoying. He said through the app that I kept saying bur, as his reasoning. I donât recall ever saying it.
Itâs for the best.
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Our names shouldâve been enough of a red flag
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She kept casting judgement at me. Itâs not my fault that Sylvanas is my warchief.
She didnt like being âgankedâ from behind. Them elves like to be in control I guess
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I donât like being out trolled.
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Trolls are boring.
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She wouldnât take off the blindfold and left fur everywhere.
Her horns are always on fire and while mating she refuses to let go of her yo yo
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She keeps making weird cat noises and itâs really awkward.
Our (un)lifestyles grew too incompatible.
Her cow horns were big turn off. She pinched me with them accidentally several times .had to throw her out of the house
I can never find you when i need you.
Shouldâve been a match made in Archerus but I found her drunk and in bed with her ghoul ⌠multiple times.
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Would not consent to Yrel roleplay.
His tusks would always tear me up when he tos$ed my $alad! So he had to go!
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I got sick of hearing LOKâTAR OGAR! whenever he wanted to have âfunâ with meâŚ
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I have to keep getting down on my knees to kiss her
Yeah, but I was the perfect height for your âoral examâ 
Yeah, she didnât like me being so shortâŚ
Love this tread
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