It doesn’t matter whether you believe in divorce or not. It’s what your SO believes in… ya drunkard. I swear that’s the upteen millionth time you’ve gone out and gotten wasted ya damn dwarf. divorces!
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I’m done with all this blind dating. I don’t even remember why I married a Goblin in the first place.
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He never takes the damn mask off and refuses to look at me.
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She always clogs the drain every time she has a shower and never cleans it out.
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She’s dead so whenever we try to cuddle at night I get even more cold ![:slightly_frowning_face:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/slightly_frowning_face.png?v=6" ":slightly_frowning_face:")
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Just look at his new emo hairtcut… Dealbreaker.
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You made cinnamon rolls and didn’t share any with me. You monster!
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Because Alliance. Nuff said
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you know I was very open minded about our marriage… but your boss is really the cause of this.
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Who cares? I get all the stuff
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I’m tired of having to pay for the groceries… and everything else. You keep telling everyone you’re the finest doctor on Azeroth, yet you act like you don’t have any money to help pay the bills.
Edit: And apparently he was in a relationship with Lovefool behind my back. I’ll never marry a Goblin again.
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He always took all the stuff.
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Something to do with totems.
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She kept shapeshifting in bed… I’m really not into that.
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She kept letting the darn felhound into the bed. I mean come on…
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Evidently she’s not a dog person.
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I’m not a dog person
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He was way too into himself.
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Wasn’t willing to share the felguard.
Your loss. For some of us that makes him a keeper.
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Hairy knees.
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