You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

Said blizzard should nerf shamans some more

Kept confusing me for his imp.

“assets” were too small and kept bringing out weird machines in the bedroom.

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You should honestly be used to the Suck-o-Matic by now


He kept eating everything and leaving me none.

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Probably because they “ook 'em in the dooker!” - famous Hozen quote.

The guy looks like a broken record

She has 10 cats and the one that named her has a stutter.

The Widepart wasn’t.

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She wanted to control how I looked, wore my hair and when the dishes needed to be done. And than threw the good book at me when I wouldn’t follow her rules.

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Was a magic junkie and hit me when she had fits. :frowning:

i dont want a divorce, i just wana understand her , right now she is always angry and whats witht he black eyes

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Because I chose the sparkling vampire instead.

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He’s a cheat.

it is in his name.

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They’re only a fool when he’s in love.

Also, they’er an orc and orcs genocided my people.

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They kept trying to do tail stuff, and I main horde therefore we simply wouldn’t get along with our beliefs and have to war against one another :frowning:.

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Bird box
that is all

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He’s a male human paladin.

I don’t know why I married him to start with.

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Not into Orcs


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Found out I’m into Orcs and not humans


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Not into Santa.

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