You divorce the player above you (Part 1)

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2214

did it with her sister, mother, grandma, neighbor, postman, her other sister, her brother, how was I supposed to know all blood elves look alike

2215

He had no reverence for the concept of fidelity.

2216

He gave me a raging case of the clap.

2217

Ever since I got married to her using the bathroom burned
 Oh and she would eat all of the Chinese takeout.

2218

We couldn’t stop arguing about whose pets get to sleep in the house.

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2219

He reeked of dead skins all the time.

2220

It just didn’t work out. I like looking good and she
 wears that.

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2221

Our home was quite happy. But the heat between us and our armors was too much for the building. Multiple burnt buildings later, we knew it was unsustainable no matter how much passion was there.

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2222

Refused to ever take the helmet off. I mean, honestly! Do you know how hard it is to kiss around plate helmets?

2223

Human then werewolf then talking tree then boomkin then

Just couldn’t know who I was talking to!

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2224

Constantly brought up how I gleefully supported burning down that tree.

I get it! Your family was there. But who hasn’t wanted to stick it to their in-laws before? I just followed through


2225

She was a little too happy sticking it to the in-laws


2226

his beard tickled me in the wrong areas

2227

she didn’t like the way my hair and tongue tickled. Ripped a chunk out of my scalp and my taste buds right out of my mouth. That’ll be the last time I ever lick someone’s ear.

2228

Couldn’t get past the horrible scar on her head and continuous complaints about the lack of flavor in my food. Also, our cats keep disappearing.

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2229

Kept conjuring mana buns and
water (shudders)
I’m a WARRIOR!
I need ALE and MEAT
and ALE!
Begins slamming axe against shield; starts chanting an old saga

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2230

Control and Anger Management issues. Awful helmet hair too.

2231

I try to kill them and you keep healing them. It’s just not a good pairing.

2232

I’m sorry. I thought I could accept the punting thing, but I can’t. It’s too much for me.

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2233

I couldn’t accept her lack of punting acceptance. It was - to put it puntly - unacceptable.

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