Tame pet
(hope I don’t end up married like in that other thread)
Tame pet
(hope I don’t end up married like in that other thread)
valiantly wrestles the klingon death knight barechested, then chick is just magically in love with him for the rest of the episode.
edit: tame pet genius way to seduce worgen btw!
I show you how i tame my demons GRRRR.
/waggle
I think I win.
/waggle intensifies
I accuse them of being a witch attempting to charm me.
Let me show you what I can do with the Arcane.
roll a D20 for perception check.
So like, I made this brand new aphrodisiac. 10 hour active time!
…
Interested?
Wanna see what I can do with me beard and a stick of dynamite?
Just tell them to close their eyes and let me do the work. It’s better when we’re both blind.
I’d punch him in the face with a spiked gauntlet and yell zug zug.
i dance around in the kitchen a little bit while i bake confectionaries
I would offer sympathy and a kind smile so you feel comfortable discussing your childhood traumas. I gently brush your hair.
edit: gaahr i would do that for you and also wrap you in my finest cotton sheets.
I would simply mind control them. No seducing needed when I can control your very brain
Gift card to Hot Topic.
2 sorry-lame excuses to the two above me to get to Amyrlina - and match her empathetic gaze with my own
I have a can opener with your name on it
hammer time dance
(Admires your helmet) “You look horny baby”