Each Playable race at least.
Seems like help won’t arrive before your food runs out. It’s time for your to decide which person should be sacrificed and cooked so everyone can eat and survive.
What race would you eat?
I’d just fish for food. I’m on an island afterall, there should be plenty of seafood available.
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I would offer myself as food first because I’m so nice.
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We procreate first then eat our offspring.
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I’m trying to understand.
There’s enough food on the island to survive a really long time.
Oh you don’t consider people food, well that’s racist.
How can I edit someone else’s answer…
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Eat Order:
Space Goat in Red Curry
Rare Tauren Steak
Gnome and Goblin last because they are the ones that will likely get me off the island.
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I mean. The undead guy doesn’t eat at all, so we don’t have to worry about giving him a share of the food before it runs out.
Also. I’m… human? IRL? So I’m pretty sure I get stomped out by some of the more aggressive races and get eaten first regardless.
PROBABLY BY THE UNDEAD GUY WHO DOESN’T NEED TO EAT.
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It’s all contaminated.
With cow people being a playable race are you seriously asking which one we eat?
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It’s decided by a vote. Who do you vote for?
If this is the premise then it’s assured we will die anyway from exposure.
Draenei and Humans are leaner races, so they go first to be eaten and saved. Due to not causing meat to spoil.
Use Draenei bones to build tools.
Larger races, like taurens orcs, worgen would spoil, use them as chum and skins for wormth and shelter. Forsaken uses the Night elf for signal fires.
Smaller and thinner races wont offer much, and force more energy to burn to make them into food.
Panderans/ Kul T. Could skip meals every other day to save rations.
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Oh, the blood elf, definitely. Starvation will be bearable if we don’t have to hear their whining.
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What if you are your goblin?
Vulpera
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Well, vulpera or goblin. If that’s the case, the idea would be to persuade my fellow small races (gnome, mechagnome, goblin, vulpera) to unite and slit the throats of the larger races while they slept, then make a boat out of their skin and bones and meet the rescuers halfway.
So the first vote would be the biggest threat: the orc.
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Its an island surrounded by salt water.
We still preserve meat with salt… that’s why Meat Sticks and Jerky from 7/11 don’t make you sick.
There’s 2 types of tauren though.
Save human, nelf, draenei/LFD, belf and maybe nightborne, as long as they don’t complain or mess stuff up. That’s enough to get stuff done and set up for farming food of some sort, without too much waste.