I roll 100 for the purple staff…
For op…I drop a knitted sweater I made out of my own fur. It’s only stat is it’s made out of love so you get warm fuzzy feelings when you wear it.
You may also find a half eaten peanut butter jar…eat the rest at your own risk.
I prefer the term gravely misunderstood.
No, no she did not. Although personally I consider that to be a beneficial trait.
This is a forum alt, and I have a tendency to give up on sticking to one character to post with, so let’s roll with that.
[Shifter’s Guise]
I remember getting to play as Illidan at the Black Temple in that story chain from Legion.
I totally wiped that raid group until Maiev showed up and cheesed it.
I would drop an item that was (wait for it)…
ACTUALLY totally appropriate for each player’s currently selected spec.
I dropped toilet paper.
A dagger with a special effect
Social Anxiety: increased agility by 5% if standing 20 yards from another player but if you are with in 5 yards of another player you have a chance to be feared for 2 seconds
I drop a toy that covers you in ringing bells. You make chimes with each step and spirits follow you.
Not even a scaled-up version or anything, I just want to make people as mad as possible by reminding them it existed, and that it was the only non-artifact ranged weapon appearance that Hunters got between 7.0 and 8.0.
Give them to me. Now. I need them. You’re going on farm every single week on every character I can for those staves…
…why does that exist? Who spent their time creating that?
The context that it’s a trophy taken from the invading Legion is simultaneously hilarious and godawful, like we plundered the thing from Kil’jaeden’s bathroom sink.
I would drop Hozakis well used peacepipe a trinket that on use drops what is essentially a feast that gives the “I’m Feelin it mon” buff healing the user by 420 health every few seconds but leaving them confused and thirsty.
Tyches Twisting Stone Trinket with +Int/Agi/Str, proc chance to swap your crit and your haste with one another for 20 seconds, and another proc chance to increase either your haste or crit by 5% for 15 seconds
On use, acts as a hearthstone while making you spin around like a top
Blizzard will say that I’m the one to drop a sweet looking Undead Dragon mount at 1% drop chance.
It will drop once in the first Mythic raid so that players don’t think anything is wrong, and then it will take months of people killing me before they start to realize that they were wasting their time. The drop was “bugged” the whole time.
An auto looted item that can not be discarded or deleted.
Every day at server reset it removes 1 gold and then doubles each day thereafter. If you do not have the gold, it removes 1 collectible item (heirloom, pet, mount, toy, etc) and that doubles each day. This effect still happens even if you don’t log in or suspend the account.
Deleting the character triggers an account wide reset. After every kind of deletion, you’d hear a laugh and text would display “Was killing me worth it?”
Dunno why people are so gung ho to create cool items/effects and stuff. You are just asking to be farmed. I’d rather be so horrible to kill that nobody would want to…and if they did oh boy would they end up regretting it.
My most notable item would be an item that would immediately delete any blood elf or void elf players character if they happened to pick it up or even find it in my loot table. This would be permanent and restore character wouldn’t work.
A load.
And if you dig thru it, you find a pony.
some bear butt fur. take THAT, you monsters.
also a poorly drawn but colorful drawing of druid stuff, to confuse my killers of course. they’ll turn the paper this way and that trying to decipher it only to realize it was nothing more than just a happy drawing. then they’ll start to pity this old druid. now they got bonus guilt along with that butt fur. >:(
I used to run into SMC and Org using the translation potion to hang out with the horde for fun… if im gonna be farmed again, might as well get something off my corpse.
Helm of Ferocious Swipes.
Its a Leather Helm, and its literally a cat sitting on your head. When in Melee during combat it has a chance to proc, dealing light bleed damage in a cone in front of you. It can also be pat outside of Combat for 20 seconds. If you spend at least 10 seconds patting it, you will gain a Well-Fed like effect.
It also functions as a Non-Combat Pet 
It kitty :3