WoW, the soap opera?

So are wow cut-scenes just for women anymore? I just did a few of the new quests where you have to go to the old Theramore site… nothing… NOTHING at all in that cut-scene that interests me as a dude. Jaina’s not attractive, some Tauren dude looks like he eats steroids for breakfast, and yet another wimpy alliance dude (alliance are always portrayed as wimps in Blizzard cut-scenes).

From the start of the alliance quest chain, it’s all been some over-emotional garbage story that I would bury 6 feet underground if I could. Are we to expect more of this soap opera crap?

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Maybe world of Warcraft isn’t for you.

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lol… you came up with that conclusion, did you?

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You’re a dude? Whine, whine, whine had me surprised like whoa, bro.

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I thought the cutscenes were pretty good. I’m a dude.

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Yeah bro, the video should have been Baine benching 350 and then crushing mad puss, bro.

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This thread is quality so I give you a like :slight_smile:

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You sound very alone.

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I used to lift that much.

What, you don’t think Baine and Jaina had a bro moment there?

Okay - 4 years ago, my gf was reading 50 shades of grey. I didn’t care for it, but I wanted to see what interested her, so I read a half a page. I felt sick afterwards. Idk, I just don’t like stuff made for women. Maybe I’m over reacting. I haven’t gotten much sleep, but this game just sucks lately. idk…

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Is this a secret pro Night Elf Bikini thread?

We need more Night Elf Bikinis stat!

:bikini:

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I mean, I have a few skimpy outfits…

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Well, put them on! The op is waiting.

/helps you up onto the mailbox

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Real men don’t let other men define what it is to be a man. Grow up.

I like the soft touches in the story. I love how so many of the cinematics hit me right in the feels.

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Yeah because most ‘dudes’ think exactly like you?

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They hit me right where im hitting esc…

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Exactly how I felt. You see this garbage between factions - I’m sorry, I just see that video as Blizzard setting up the sheep to be trolled again.

You might not realize it, but Blizzard is trolling the community.

Dude when they released WOD i knew they were trolls… Then this garbage xpac with horrible stories…

I am a sensitive modern man who is in touch enough with his feeling to cry at the end of “Where the Red Ferns Grow” but manly enough to wrestle Alligators, Bears, and Mountain Lions if needed. Also smart enough not to live in areas with Alligators, Bears, and Mountain Lions.

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