Only one way to find out!.. ugh, I mean no.
Why do the writers stop at nothing to make people who are fans of Night Elves feel like garbage for their decision to like said Elves with their stories?
What happened in before Cata that caused them to start doing this with Cata and the Wolfheart book?
Will we ever get writers that aren’t so heavily biased against Night Elves to write some actual fist pump moments and not just say they will and then use the Night Elves to play up how amazingly perfect and untouchable their self insert dead boi is?
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It sits in their rotting stomach for their pet parasites to eat, obviously.
Probably got eaten by a felhound.
Yes. The vaccine is already being an undead. Just let Sylvanas raise you and that mean blight will never hurt you again. 
The mages just magic all the waste away. 
Probably, but I doubt anyone other than a night elf would do something like that.
The amount is exactly either a lot or a little with a possibility of being a moderate amount somewhere in-between.
To his boss, who we’ve never seen or know the identify of, and who I doubt would be happy with him for getting himself killed.
- Yes, she is a perpetual child who never ages.
8.5: No, she is much more evil.
Jani would suddenly become the richest loa and be worshipped as the loa of wealth, or something.
If WoW humans are humans then the closest relatives to humans are humans because they are humans.
I will accept most of these answers. They seem quite rational.
This is the true chin-scratcher, though.
How is it that I can walk up to any Bar Maid in Stormwind for the last 14 years, and I kid you not, say “show me your goods” and not get given a black eye or slapped with at metoo lawsuit?
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I assume he lives in the Shadowlands, so I guess he would just stay there as a spirit.
Because the parts came from a …toe truck?..![:rofl:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/rofl.png?v=6" ":rofl:")
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Ok, here’s a like.
Now go home.
If a human and a gnome had a baby together what would it turn out to be?
A dwarf, obviously.
Probably not as crazy as you’d expect considering humans, dwarves, and gnomes all have incredibly similar points of origin according to WoW lore.
You ruined it now everyone knows the answer. You gotta let everyone have a chance to think 
Thinking is boring and time consuming. The true question is: Why think ever at all?
But you’re forced to think. You have a brain, you have no choice.
Aha, the simple answer to freeing oneself from thinking; remove the brain!
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Where’d those Botani that escaped from Alt Draenor into Azeroth (at the end of Mag’har Recruitment) run off to?
Why is Amber Kearnen dead and Vanessa Vancleef still alive, instead of the other way around?
- If a Blood Elf breaks a nail and nobody is around to hear him, does he still make a noise?
- How do I woo Kelsey Steelspark?
- Is it possible my tentacles are too arousing?
- If thinking Khadgar is an irresistible treat is wrong, do I want to be right?
- How many Bronze Dragons does it take too fix a sundial?
- On a scale of fabulous to luscious, how should I rate Rohkan?
- Why does Loth’emar always insist on our sensual rendezvous taking place within the Sunwell chambers?
- If a Goblin was offered a bigger, more expensive ring, would she really wear it instead of just selling it for a profit gain?
- Why are Tauren so deliciously delightful on the eyes?
- If a carriage leaves Stormwind traveling at a rate of fifteen miles per hour…
As long as GD exists, yes.
Become Rambo.
Depends on the country you’re in.
Yes you do. Silver foxes went out of style years ago.
- And 1000 more alternate versions of that 1.
Irrelevant.
He’s trying to work on his sunny disposition.
Absolutely. Why would she want to hand over half of her profit to you in marriage to begin with? Seems like a huge liability.
They moisturize with A1 steak sauce.
Doesn’t matter. I’ve probably already waylaid the carriage and eaten its passengers.
Delicious.
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