Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What’d they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.
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Hypothetically Yrel or see if one of the Mudclaw sisters is single. Hypothetically of course, I’m already sort of spoken for.
“I, Gamon, will save you” 
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High Inquisitor Sally Whitemane
Sylvanas Windrunner
Yrel
Alexstrasza
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There are 43 posts in this thread … and no one has yet to claim Alexstrasza??
MINE!!!
What’s wrong with you people?! You must have been raised on the new model. 
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Mankrik’s wife. Who cares if she’s dead?
Lillian Voss.
I already know from questing with her in Tirisfal, she’ll shadow phase obliterate things that get in our way.
Certainly not us. We have a portal to the Shadowlands right under Orgrimmar! Go visit any time you want!!
(which is why the whole premise is so stupid)
I said the same thing to the policeman. He wasn’t impressed.
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Any one of those elves with magic brooms that will clean my house for me.
Widow Arak’nai. She would call me morsel while serving me tea, baked goods, and knitting silken garments.
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omg yes and i thought i was the only one with the hots for her <3
that voice, she could talk to me hours on end while continuously refer to me as a morsel and id love very minute of it
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Wrathion. He can yap to me about his dad or something idk
I have no idea.gif
Jaina.
But the younger version, like studying at Dalaran Academy version.
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I did so no she is mine
I sort of already have an Elf lady with a claim already…
Meerah and Nisha, the former to sit around a fire and tell stories and sing songs, the latter to go out and find the biggest or strongest opponents to duel with
Ebyssian and the things he will do for me are personal in nature…maybe while in nature, who knows.
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Yeah I’ve never had eyes for any wow female until… Until… Okay, just, hear me out…
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