Raid Schedule: Saturday and Sunday - 7-9pm CST/8-10pm EST/whatever the other ones are
Recruiting Needs: Above average dps players with good positive attitudes! Also a willingness to come do M+ but not required. However, we promise it’s fun and we enjoy having more people join us in this aspect of the game!
Guild Goal: Having fun while playing at a semi-competent level. We aim to be about 15-35% better than your average pug but we don’t exactly like to brag about it because we’re humble. Probably the most humble of all the guilds to be honest :). Many members like to achieve Keystone Hero each season with stretch goals for 3k rating for those that M+. We could use more people interested in pushing 2.5k-3k! We also like to achieve AOTC in an efficient manner–which we do. Eventually.
Guild Progress: 8/8H baby we got AOTC–probably a top 1,000 guild on Stormrage now!!!
Additional Details: Do you enjoy wiping heroically to mechanics that you definitely knew about but instead blamed it on a raid pug or lag?
Ever wanted to join a guild where the only drama is who ninja pulled trash mobs or the boss or who tried to kill who via vehicular homicide using the NPC cars in Undermine?
You then might be our next victi–um, recruit!
We are a group of semi-competent players that are seeking fellow button mashers to join us in our quest to complain about this game while logging in almost each day like a crack addict, trying to purple parse, prestige. And meme. Mostly to meme. Meme to each other. Meme on each other. Meme together.
Our ideal guildie:
- Ready to jump into heroic raiding and help us progress (or carry us, we aren’t too proud for that).
- Know how to play your spec to an above average degree while doing mechanics.
- Play a gnome or goblin. Not required but prioritized.
- Won’t stand in fire unless helping with healing parses
- Brings good vibes and bad jokes.
What to expect from the guild:
- We are semi-competent in our approach but fully dysfunctional!
- Most of us are in our later 20s and 30s all the way through early 40s (that’s me. I’m in my early 40s. I’m old and they make fun of me. At least I own a home and these young punks probably never well so I guess we’re even???)
- We enjoy playing WoW at a competent level in order to maximize our enjoyment to hours spent.
- Active discord to make fun of everybody like only a family can.
- Active willingness to help and bring you along to M+ runs, RP events or anything else you enjoy. We are super inclusive and prefer recruiting people that are fun and social and willing to make friends in the guild.
If this interests you please reach out via Discord to realtiki or via Bnet at Mooch#1330