World of Warcraft Patch 10.10

[Jackley-wyrmrest-accord]

Yeah, so I believed the dragonriding one, thinking “THAT will be fun in LFR…”.

[Morobir-sisters-of-elune (Morobir)]

I already did this raid, it was called The Eye of Eternity.

[Pizzawizard-whitemane]

this was the funniest thing I’ve read for April fools ever. Nicely done! Serious I laughed at 50% of the posts.

[Moyuan-echo-isles]

Pick pocket 50% less effective as less people are carrying cash. Is a good one… its very funny because its true…

[Absolutely-hellscream]

@Kaivax

All elf races are now eligible for the ‘Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins’ title.

OMG! I NEED this title so that I can be Absolutely Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins!

[Caytreera-bloodsail-buccaneers]

• The Blinding Light talent has now been revved up like a deuce, a holy roller in
  the night.

I’m old enough to get this reference, and it made me chuckle.

Great work Blizz! Happy April Fool’s!

[Ayukama-frostmourne]

@Kaivax

No changes necessary; possibly forever.

[Shaellanu-moon-guard]

@Kaivax

The Swift Retribution talent no longer gives attack speed in PvP. Now when you kill another player, Swift Retribution causes your character to announce: “I’m the problem; it’s me”.

I love this.

[Shaellanu-moon-guard]

Patch ten point ten. Lol

[Scrams-cenarion-circle]

well played Blizz GG. Even if some want to complain that this is a waste of your dev time i disagree… I appreciate the humor!

[Sihaya-whisperwind]

@Kaivax

Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins’ title.

I really really really need this title.

@Kaivax

“Yes, chef!” and yell “Corner!” and “Behind!”

Excellent shout to The Bear! Episode 7 is the best 18min one-shot ever filmed!

The Severence & Maverick references are HILARIOUS!

@Kaivax

Spirit Bomb has been renamed Glitter Bomb and is now 150% more effective against package thieves.

This could be a quest with additional squirrel obstacle course. (Love that guy!)

@Kaivax

The Blinding Light talent has now been revved up like a deuce, a holy roller in
the night.

[Shaellanu-moon-guard]

@Kaivax

Solo players are now provided with gold, a long stick, and access to an exclusive in-game florist so that you can buy yourself flowers and write your name in the sand.

Oh no. Lol!

[Buffysummers-amanthul]

You’d hope so

[Sihaya-whisperwind]

@Soulebreaker-hyjal

Is it crazy that I find this interesting?

Watch Severance on Apple+ for more details.

[Ramsay-eldrethalas (Ramsay)]

There’s no way these patch notes are real. It’s gotta be a joke.

[Sihaya-whisperwind]

@Jalanilí-moon-guard

Good show, can’t wait for the second season!

Same!

@Jalanilí-moon-guard

Just make my food service PTSD flare ALL the way up, why don’t you

Right??? You must watch The Bear on Hulu. (Episode 7 is a one-shot. Brilliant!)

@Ramsay-eldrethalas

There’s no way these patch notes are real. It’s gotta be a joke.

Posted April 1st. (They do this every year, and it’s hilarious!)

@Beaupeep-dentarg

I think we require a 4th spec for this profession. Hugoweaving needs to be a thing.

WIN!

[Jalanilí-moon-guard]

@Sihaya-whisperwind

Right??? You must watch The Bear on Hulu. (Episode 7 is a one-shot. Brilliant!)

I love that show! It also flares up my food service PTSD! When a guy coming around the corner walks into a knife…

[Sihaya-whisperwind]

I’m right there with you. (Former TGIFridays WW. “HANDS!”)

[Soulebreaker-hyjal]

Thanks. I don’t have Apple+ atm. I’ll have to look that up instead.

[Greatbobbo-zuljin (Greatbobbo)]

@Kaivax

• Intimidating Shout can no longer be used by Gnomes.

That’s a relief. We don’t have to pretend to be scared anymore.