Happy troll day Revlol
You’re welcome, fellow Tauren Hunters. I helped inspire that one!
Seriously, though. This is your best April Fools’ post in years, Blizzard. Well done!! Got many chuckles out of me.
You must be super fun at parties. Go touch grass.
LOL. Now that’s funny. Take your own advice,
“Solo players are now provided with gold, a long stick, and access to an exclusive in-game florist so that you can buy yourself flowers”
Awwwww, bless you xoxo
About time. I’m glad the devs realise this is how I’ve given out PI the whole time.
Gave me a good laugh. Thank you
There are some forum regulars who need this talent now.
In terms of patches, .1 and .10 are not the same…
Good show, can’t wait for the second season!
BRB, rolling up my new Tanaras Double Chocolate-subclass character! Everybody’s so creative!
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING.
Seriously though, where are our well toys?
Just make my food service PTSD flare ALL the way up, why don’t you
Oh people are gonna get SPICY about that one
Because they already have this ability:
Audacity now causes you to confidently comment on posts that are far outside of your field of understanding.
This was all great to read, loved it!
Trolling the forum goers is pure gold.
That would kinda be you . Hatred ,anger and pride are emotions you know that right, don’t get triggered easily simple as that
Oh yeah I forgot : happy troll day
What ever happened to “L2P” and “Slap in the face”?
In the PTR for this patch, dataminers will see some evidence of upcoming content: Dual Classes. The working titles for our first few Dual Classes are:
- Paladin+Rogue - Blessing in Disguise
- Shaman+Rogue - Element of Surprise
- Warrior+Mage - Heroic Sheep
- Paladin+Death Knight - Judge Dead
- Druid+Hunter - Tame Yourself
- Monk+Druid - Fists of Furry
- Priest+Rogue - Holy Smokes
LOL, I saw a thread about that!
Fists of Furry and I get banned for saying that John Cena is hot
New ability: Holy Word: Schnikes – Call upon the power of road trips to save
Callahan Auto.
These are great! Thank you for making my day.
Far Sight can now be corrected with bifocals.
Thank goodness. I’ll have to see my Engineer about this.
The Restoration specialization has been watered down.
Wait, more than it already has?
New Profession: Weaving
By popular demand, we’re adding a new profession to WoW Classic. Weavers can level up through many original classic skills such as clamweaving and bearweaving to unlock powerful new abilities such as:
- Meleeweaving
- Realmweaving
- Weaveweaving
I think we require a 4th spec for this profession. Hugoweaving needs to be a thing.
Blink now has 182 charges.
Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.
Wing Buffet is now all-you-can-eat. Please note that Evokers will be asked to kindly depart after 90 minutes.
New Raid: Drop Zone Maverick
It’s finally time to spend an entire raid Dragonriding. Yes, you read that correctly. Every centimeter of this raid zone is high in the air, and you’ve been called to come out of near retirement for one last mission in the sky. Take on dangerous enemies who aren’t ever really named or described, and if they shoot you down, just steal one of their dragons and keep going. Because you’re just that good!
So are we going to get a new WQ, where we have to fly down into a crater, bullseye a tiny target, and fly up the other side of the crater without running out of Vigor and will running out of Vigor (requiring you to land on the side of the crater) cause the WQ to fail?
… I just gave you an idea, didn’t I Blizz?
It would have been a funny post if you guys didn’t almost kill the game three times already.
This is just one large unfunny dad joke didn’t laugh once
You must be very fun at parties…
Improved Death Strike has been replaced by an identical talent called New and
Improved Death Strike. You’ll love it!
It now builds health charges like health potions. I can stack them to infinity and use them whenever