If there’s anything we know about WoW players, it’s that you want more. In this patch, we’re adding more of everything. More dungeons, more classes, more races, more pets and more mounts and more flight paths and more words on the screen. Unless you want more empty spaces, in which case—we've cut the words and we’re adding more empty spaces! “More more more” is our motto. Read on for more.
DMV can be run in three minutes after the 90 minute queue? Not likely. DMV where I live has an additional 20 minutes of forms, then the inept government employee keeps you for another two hours while they ask for help turning on their computer.
Oho! Y’all are posting this right at mid night, eh? 
This was gold and I need it:
Enlist the new NPC Grand Pappy to sit on your front porch while you’re away and yell “Get off my lawn!”
And this… this is the best slap in da face and I love it. 
Fixed a bug where Worgen characters unintentionally had a strange wagging appendage that looked like it grew from the bottom of their spine. We apologize to anyone who was grossed out by this.
We need more draenei!
These jokes are supposed to funny though. We know we’re not even getting a real 11.3 patch 
Priest
Is this WoD classic confirmed?
Paladin
You can’t touch this.
Not sure that was a bug TBH.
Oh, you’re in for it now, I can already tell that 1 specific person will make a thread about this.
You promised more races? I don’t even see parody ones. I’m disappointed. Thought you’d actually joke about some of the commonly requested stuff. 
Rogue
The real April Fools joke should have been fatebound…
The real joke here is that whatever intern wrote this slop thought they were writing something actually funny.
Seems legit 
“In this patch, every class is getting a new set of Hero Talents, except for Druid, because they already have too many. We thought about cutting one of the existing Hero Talent sets for Druid to make room for a fourth”
Unironically, please cut keeper of the grove and replace it with something completely different.
If only it wasnt april fools, then id fall for it.
Yet another joke about Worgen tails… Well done, Blizzard! Keep up the good work of picking on Worgen players.
Thank you, you are very funny people… or not.
New System: S.W.I.M.
Strap on your Forearm Lifting Operational Aquatic Tread-Increasing Equipments and get started coasting through Azeroth’s shallow waters with the new Superior Water Individual Movement system! You’ll zoom across the top of the waters at 110% speed until you collide with small objects that you didn’t even see.
This! I personally wouldn’t mind seeing this as an actual feature in-game. Have events tied to it as well that give cool rewards!
The real joke is what they have on offer for April’s trading post -.-
I haven’t really been paying attention to april fool’s over the years. Have they always been just text now? I remember when they had a bit of effort put into them with images and other stuff.
GLORIOUS!
I think they’ve finally learnt that if they joke about allied races that are highly desired they’ll really bend us out of shape if we don’t actually get them.
They’ve been doing patch notes for a number of years now, sometimes there’s extra to go with it, but I’ve found it to be inconsistent.
Also have a Rubber chicken toy in which you can whack people with like the Rubber Chicken Knight from Monty Python
