Wittiest Names

I have a buddy who has a Maghar orc with tusks of mannoroth named “goshheckyell” and sporting the title “battle lord” in place of warchief. It’s pretty much the crowning achievement of naming in wow.

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Rather than get all pretentious and say “guess where I got my name” the “Goetia” is an IRL demonology tome (probably one of the most feared in occult circles tbh), and it recommends use of silver to control certain demons. Hence why my character is largely silver. “Goetic” is any magic pertaining to the Goetia. I don’t actually own a copy though I have perused it, just a cool name for a mecha-lock.

sounds very go- er i mean poetic!

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This one and OwOgue are my crowning achievements.

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Draenei female named Futanaaru. Don’t Google it. If you do, keep safe search on.

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I have a male Dark Iron Dwarf named Woman if that works!

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Wow you really go all in on the unexpected names. :laughing:

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alas my fellow crusader, i have already googled such terms more times than society would find acceptable…

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My monk’s name was Handjabs… but it got reported twice. I even took a 24 hour ban to try to keep it. Apparently it’s really bad, but my friend has had the toon name “Asstroll” for years.

Had a Tauren Monk named Beefyarms.

Tauren DK - Taurthas.

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Just made a female Belf hunter named Clevermouth.

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Saw a Panda monk named Brewslee

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I have a Vulpera monk named “Furthehorde”, and I have a Zandalari Druid named “Krag’warrior”.

Any class male goblin named Trump

i always follow a theme of having " demon " in my names.
made a vulpera dk called yiffdemon.

I have a monk named Bruuski

this toons my favorite,
but my DK is a panda named PlagueBear

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If you understand my name, you’re a next level nerd.

Made an alt named Kilmemore so my bro can do anything he wants but kill me jumping off mountains while mounted.