Why we players WANT more RNG in-game!

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All praise the biggest rng god, twillight devastation, for it will help me purge the infidels.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

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(is befuddled)

:broccoli:

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Wait, have you started worshipping RNG-esus as well Grumbles? Please tell me they didn’t curse you with only having a chance of giving cookies now!

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It’s actually a chance at what flavor cookie

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Oh heck no, it’s just… this thread… makes no sense.

(gives Frowstmourne a cookie)

:cookie:

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Sometime it makes sense, sometime it doesn’t. xd

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I think all followers of Rngesus should be purged from Azeroth. All text that mention him burned. And from this day forth anyone one who says his name should be burned. The rest of us should all be given godly legendaries that will remain BIS until the year 2038 to keep anyone for even thinking of the name Rngesus.

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Maybe we will purged, maybe we won’t.
But one thing for sure, is that it’s a probability.

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Meh, more… less… doesn’t really matter to me. My luck is so bad that I farm 90% droprate items from BC for 6 weeks. What are we if not slaves to this torment :smiley:

Bidness as usual. /roll 'em RNGesus

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Hmmm a obvious attempt at reverse phycology. Blizzard won’t fall for it, but nice try.

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The OP’s name made me laugh.

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You look whiter than I thought you’ll be.

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Without RnG good players would top the charts. Right now lucky players can still top the charts.

I was in a raid yesterday where someone was getting 28% of their DPS from corruptions(TD and GW) making them competitive for top spot on the meters,

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Some casuals worshippers, when my god shows up, all praise twillight devastation, he can makes up for about 60% of my dps as a tank.

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8/10 I chuckled :slight_smile:

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I feel the horrible manipulation of World Of Warcraft already makes the game quite boring and takes the fun out of the game. I also feel the DEVS assume to much and guess way to much of what makes the game fun instead of listening to the player base.

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It’s satire, I approve. I’m tired of you rngesus though, can’t you give me an offhand weapon?

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They need to look at the rng here, I keep getting oatmeal raisen.

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I didn’t see a gnome sacrifice. There is a 99.9% chance for oatmeal raisin for those who do not sacrifice gnomes to me…

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