Why play as a warrior?

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This is the way.

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-Strokes my beard- Oh really?

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Listen…being trapped in that bubble with a ton of smooth-faced elves does something to a woman. Makes her like beards 100x more.

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-Pulls up a chair and a second flagon of ale- Join a Dwarf for a drink?

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-Pulls over a chair and sits crossed leg with a glass of arcwine- Certainly. Who says our sides can’t get along? Common ground and love of facial are a fine start.

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-Blushes and coughs slightly- Not sure what ye mean by par’ o’ that, but cheers I’ll drink ta anythin’!

-Drinks both flagons of ale-

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They’re the best class to farm weapons with in transmog.

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-Blinks and takes a small sip- Yes um cheers!

-Blinks again-

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I bet a dwarf paladin would have a better beard.

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Why hello there.

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I really like that looks as well. You see it all over Maldraxxus.


“You have my sword, and my axe, and my mace. I have a lot of weapons.”

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:open_mouth:

You take that back!!

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No? Warriors are good.

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I regret to inform you that your beard is inferior to mine. Those braids under your small chin and nose have less hair than my wider and longer face. And that knocker hanging on your beard truly looks ridiculous.

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You’re allowed to be dirty and nobody says anything.

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Though we are allowed to get a little mud on our boots, we frown upon remaining dirty. Cleanliness and proper maintenance of equipment is paramount to the health and well-being of warriors.

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Why? Because you hit things in the face with chunks of metal. Oh, sure, paladins do that, but they have the light to protect them. You have a chunk of metal strapped to your arm. When a DK wants to start a fight, he selectively pulls someone from far away into melee range with him.

You? You charge in and slap it in the face with a chunk of metal. When a Druid wants to self-heal, it casts a spell. When you want to self heal, you kill something and get so excited about it that when you attack the next thing, slapping it with a chunk of metal causes your wounds to close. When a rogue wants to kill a god, it sneaks up and stabs it in the back. When you want to kill a god, you leap fourty bleeping yards so you can start smacking the god around with chunks of metal.

You don’t have magic or energy or runes or chi, you just have the sheer power of how pissed off you are. When people need to be inspired, you shout at them until they feel stronger. When a warlock wants to scare someone, he works dark magic.

You? You scream so loud everyone runs like a girl. When a mage wants to interrupt someone from casting a spell, they throw their own magic to prevent it. You slap him in the face so hard he forgets what magic is.
Play a warrior. Be a badass.

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I’m a Belf. Lorewise it was either Warrior, Hunter or Mage and I don’t much care for the Hunter or Mage’s gameplay.

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Because arms op