Re: high carb diets. Maybe they’re just carb re-feeding to offset the effect of a reduction in leptin following a pretty deep cut?
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Don’t forget that with the sunwell back up and running and all the elves tied to it just get some automatic boost from magic that keeps us fit.
And a kickass tan!
No need for a tanning machine, you just magic it on or off.
…starting to sound like a statement from an Infomercial.
But what if they’re insulin resistant?
How do YOU prefer your tans? Light, Medium, or Sunwell-done? All the above and more can be yours for just two easy payments of EVERYTHING! Has your arcane addiction gotcha Fel’ing down? Ready to Light up your life a bit more? Than look no further than Quel’thalas’ only automated tanning salon: The Sunwell! SunSTRIDE your way down today for a SunSWELL time.
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I can totally see this coming from a goblin.
(In vigilant quoram’s voice)
…thanks…
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It just sounds like something they would say in a sales pitch. You got yourself a regular old merchant spirit.
Don’t let the other Paladins see me. I’ll have to tithe away all this (paladin colleague walks up) JUDGMENT LIGHT HOLY!!
Make the High Elves get jobs and then they can pay it all in tithe for you.
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We built a big beautiful Sunwell.
we built this Sunwell on rock and roll!
Have you ever seen how pale High Elves are?
They’re gonna need a lot of fake tan to show those gains.
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Yes, Yes we did.
Next thing you will be singing about how you wear your sunglasses at night.
Couldn’t they just spray tan them on?
I was thinking more Timbuk3 Sunwells so bright I gotta wear shades
but Corey Hart’s a good one too.
If you wanna win that comp you got to.
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