Why High Elves Don't Work: A Primer

It’s good to be back and able to actually talk again.

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Jealous :worried::weary:

Darn you Murg! :grimacing::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Okay, you can also have the biggest hugs!

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You know can just go ahead and say damn, Ely… :wink:

Also:

Nyah, nyah…I got bestest biggest hugs first.

:wink:

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Yay! :innocent:

I miss my gif posting abilities :upside_down_face: lol

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I’ve been banned for less… :confused:
But that was back in the old forum lol

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Night elves give and get the best hugs!

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Well it is the best race in wow :smirk:

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I might make another night elf, I am not sure what class though.

Your body is dis-proportioned.
You only have one class anybody wants.
For some reason your giant tree was hella flammable.
Your racial leader got his butt kicked by an old orc.
The other racial leader can’t kill an undead zombie with a facelift despite being empowered by Elune.

All of the horde races were duped by undead barbie.

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don’t worry murg. i got this.

we of the alliance, have better beards. :muscle:
the rest of it is irrelevant.

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You possess an inverted butt and have suffer from apparent scoliosis.

And you have none besides discount paladins while they have Wardens

The little kiddy pool of a well that got fel defecated in later once more urinated in by a Naaru that even the Goldshire well is safer to use.

Your whole race and dynasty was wiped out by one blond boy with a spooky sword.

Who was the blood elf leader that took over after a failed dynasty? Oh well, he seems pretty banshee whipped by only one undead thot that chose to befriend the enemy that burned your lands and killed your people over some… mean words?

ToppisKekis.

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/high fives aerenas

haha. that has earned you the lenny kravitz award!

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sorry dude. sometimes our forsaken can get a little rambunctious.

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this is…magical in its brilliance. but picking on broflake is not the smartest thing you’ve probably ever done. haha.

i know whereof i speak. :sunglasses:

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  1. You’re horde, why are you coming in to help a Night elf you traitor? Not surprised. You didn’t know Sylvanas was a crazy undead chick and you can’t tell perfection either.

  2. You spend your entire day bent over. I am not surprised you mistake a straight back for scoliosis.

What? Demon hunters…paladin… This isn’t a good come back dude.
Wardens are just NE warriors with pretty pretty armor.

This was a try hard insult. From a dude who decided to get mind controlled by lich king then went all emo when his family wouldn’t accept him.

Beats being emo and joining the Horde because “my family doesn’t want me anymore!”.

We all know that he is whipped by Thalyssra. Unlike your entire race which runs around with her body pillow screaming “mommy don’t go!” at the end of BFA.

Get your level 12 looking self out of here before it gets smited.

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