Why High Elves Don't Work: A Primer (Part 1)

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468

Bro. Didn’t anyone ever tell you. They don’t exist. Those are very muscular female BE’s.

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469

Am not! Take it back you dirty orc!

470

I think it’s clear that at least humans, night elves and now void elves count for alot. If anything the Alliance needs more variety, like another furry race.

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471

Ely, just take away his rocks.

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472

That reminds me I need a shower.

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473

Is that a fel shower? :wink:

474

What makes them “count”?

Goth Elves were a very small percentage back when we still had population statistics, so at least one of your examples is suspect.

Night Elves were the largest chunk, but there’s still model envy from way back in BC as evidenced by this thread.

The rest are runners up.

475

Like dwarves?

476

Just put beards on the dwarf females and that problem is taken care of.

477

No Leprechaun. I demand Leprechauns.

I though they’d already came with beards.

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478

But we already have “anime elves” void elves are prettier than blood elves, but i would prefer they were made from high elves.

I agree, male nelves really need an update.

479

Pls no, dwarf women are fine as hell.

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480

I think you mean “Goth Elves”. Not everyone is into that. :slight_smile:

481

They make the rockin’ world go 'round.

482

True :confused: i always wanted a dark elf, but as a new race and not a compromise to high elves.

483

Compromise would give the notion that we were involved in the discussion and negotiations at blizz HQ. also I do not know of any high ranking blizz employee saying Void elves were in fact the compromise, it was just more of a forums consensus.

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484

Yeah, I want to see:

  • Snow Elves
  • Storm Elves
  • Dwarf Elves
  • Human Elves
  • White Elves
  • Black Elves
  • Light Elves
  • Dark Elves
  • Elf Elves
  • Bee Elves
  • Tree Elves
  • Wooden Elves
  • Forest Elves
  • Day Elves
  • High High Elves
  • Low Elves
  • Green Elves
  • Blue Elves
  • Red Elves
  • Pink Elves
  • Heart Elves
  • Planet Elves
  • System Elves
  • Up-side-down Elves
  • Big Elves
  • Small Elves
  • Done Elves
  • Not-done Elves
  • Cooked Elves
  • Raw Elves

Ugh… Every single word in the English Dictionary with the word Elf in the end.

Even Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Elves

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485

Now you are just being silly :upside_down_face:

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486

Yeah, undead elves got left off the list :angry: peak ridiculousness

487

Well, can’t be serious all the time.

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