Why Everyone Should Play a Big Red Bikini Demon

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I play a big red bikini Demon and I feel like that’s the correct choice of what to play. Here’s why:

Big - We are tall and strong enough to be imposing, but not so huge that is cumbersome.

Red - Everybody knows red is faster.

Bikini - If you wear full body armor, the armor protects you from the dangers. But if you don’t wear armor, then the only thing protecting you is your own awesomeness, which is much more impressive.

Demon - Demons are the cosmic embodiment of Chaos. And since love is Chaos, we are the most lovely people around.

(Incidentally, because Demon Hunters hunt Demons down, they are horrible monsters who hate love)

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I know what you’re doing.

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I just want to help people make the right choice :smiley:

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Not gonna be one, but uh, I did other stuff.

I has red baby goats now. :goat: :goat: :goat:

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Red is faster

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I am inclined to agree, but hear me out…

A belf demon hunter wearing a red bikini. That’s good too, right?

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Shame the red skin didn’t come with those sweet abs. I guess only the most loyal of Sargarites get to be shredded.

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A Demon Hunter is never a good thing.

Even when they look good, despite the lack of eyeballs, they are always ugly on the inside.

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They’re demon hunters though, not demon slayers.

Maybe they have other reasons for “hunting” big red demons in bikinis.

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I have one, but mine is a male lol.

Yes, he’s almost naked.

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Eh, the Draenei has better assets. If you can get a Pandaren lady or a Draenei one, do it. Following that, a nice Worgen lady.

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I have yet to unlock the red customization for draenei but thank you. :dracthyr_shrug:

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This is why the naaru don’t talk to us anymore.

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1st thing I did when I came back from break was start the questline on my LF Draenei, when I got the toy I was confused. /facepalm

Some time later I was better informed, made a regular Draenei, boosted and good GTG!

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Eh, the Naaru can talk to themselves, we have nice space goats and dog people.

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You’re like 2 skin tones away from being summoned by a Warlock, I’d rather be a curvy Arathi femboy.

UwU

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As a Warlock, I have to say:

Everyone and their moms get summoned by Warlocks :weary:

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Big red bikini demons aren’t a bad race, but panda still best race. :dracthyr_comfy_green:

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Funny, I married one of those… no complaints about the summons.

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