Why can Tauren warriors fear me

I’m not even remotely scared of a nice hamburger, this seems like an oversight

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Ever had a bull charge at you?
It’s actually terrifying.

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

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You mess with the udder and they will put you six feet under.

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/moo :cow:

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If that were true then they wouldn’t be able to fear you.

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Now why would I be scared of a goofy cow…

With how superficial the high elven off-shoots are, it’s probably the thought of all those calories bearing down on you that does it.

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Repressed childhood trauma probably.

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You mess with the teet you get my squirting milk

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^ wtf lol

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I’ll just not skip leg day

I was not raised on a farm!

Horns
Hooves
and Terrible Flatulence!

I spent some time on an Uncle’s farm as a child. They should scare you, they can be mean.

:cow:

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Taco Bell serves you all three.

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That’s an American thing …right? :slightly_smiling_face:

Fast food in general.

Ult-i-mate Mooscle