His editor is nightmarishly good at his job.
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Helm, shoulders, cloak hidden
Looking like you got dropped in a midden
Hunting for the inspirational
You’re anything but sensational
Your artifacts looking so slack
I won’t go on with what you lack
Feel free to come right back
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What are you talking about all of the brown of hunter mogs go with the rest of the brown of all the rest of the mogs… it’s all brown! It’s flat and featureless, brown, and screams hunter!
Here’s more clever sentences. Look out for the plain clothes!
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I really want that helm for my DK, but I have no idea how to solo that first fight in that raid. 
Just go canadian like me.
They say once you go Canadian, you never go back, ay!
He’s dead, Jim.
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I’m a goblin.
I look like a goblin.
I even use GMOD.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.
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Helms, shoulders, cloak conflicting.
Looking like you got caught in the Disney Store shoplifting.
Ice Queen, with a bad crown taste,
should be begging Blizzard to hide that equine face.
All that mess you call a mog only shows
that there’s another Princess that needs to let it go.
Hellfire Citadel? Yeah it’s a bit awkward. Basically you just need to clear out the whole area, start the encounter, and then you always stay moving. Running by the cannons to kill the mobs there and then running to the large siege vehicles. Kill vehicle, grab explosive, run to a cannon and the explosive will automatically launch into the cannon. Rinse and repeat. On mythic it’s more of a challenge cuz the mobs can actually kill the cannons if you don’t move fast enough.
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A furball with no tail shouldn’t talk.
They are trying to be original. Many gear looks terrible.
So many appearance (and fashion!) outside of this game looks great but not available.
I look amazing, thanks.
This is Akston Alliance Alt. I also look amazing, thanks.
Looking like the Twilight
put that blight in your highlights
I can promise you one thing
It won’t end well
In my footie pyjamas
I got the bling and the vel
and I will catwalk the casement
till you back in your basement
so don’t you talk to me
about how ice isn’t nice
Fursona non grata
with your mismatch errata
Speak for yourself Wolfy, my mog is fabulous .
Functional and fashionable. Can’t go wrong with the classics.
Lies!
i am rocking this mog like a boss!
/fruit hat
/sexy dance
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Looking like twilight
cuz your ugliness gouged my eye sight.
Strolling up on stage
as another Warlock cosplaying a better Mage.
You call that a walk? I call that a canter.
Fursona non grata, typical from an elf with no manners.
No need for sparkles, or a few fancy rings,
this wolf’s been stepping on elves like the Lich King.
You keep going on
and I see that’s where the catch is
You say you’re stoking a flame but I don’t see matches
What I keep seeing is a churchmouse brown
topped off by a frown
in a system that’s down
with the tears of a clown
when there’s no one around
You got three empty slots
and you’re filling them nots
you don’t have the dots
because you don’t gots
the game that you should
You’re not Arthas good
so don’t bring his name in
till you bring his game in
It’s all good for me because
you see I can see
improvements to make and
to ethereals take
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