Why are you making me touch grass, Blizzard

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I wanted to wake up tomorrow and no-life Dracthyr SO BAD.

But now, I have to focus on work and then wait until 3 PM PDT to play, which honestly likely will be extended to around 6 PM PDT, in which case you would have forced me to touch grass multiple times.

This is unacceptable. I want to no life dragon tomorrow morning. Pls. Pls don’t make me be productive Blizzard.

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I’ve got a ton of stuff to do tomorrow anyway. Work and house related. I’ll be lucky to be able to log in around 8pm EST.

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Your boss slipped them $20 to keep the servers down an extra hour.

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“Touch grass” and “sweet summer child” needs to die in a grease fire.

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Oh my sweet summer child, sounds like you need to touch grass.

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Ihy so much.

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I laughed way more than I should’ve at this.

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Please don’t encourage him.

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You can still touch grass depending on where you live and if it’s legal, and you don’t have to go outside to touch it.

Taking bets for servers to be up at 5pm tommorow.

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9 pst they will be up you got all day tomorrow to touch grass if your est.

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At least you have grass

You could have snow instead

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There are plenty of other things to No life with, browse cat videos on youtube.

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Oh man, I could make a list of all the internet sayings/jokes that I can’t stand anymore. It would easily go to triple digits.

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